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Obvious Questions

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Don't you know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again?

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people?
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask continue reading...


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“If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because Id like to hear it again.”


-Groucho Marx

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Friday, October 24th, 2014
What's in store for you today?
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Your Fortune For Today
Friday, October 24th, 2014

You’ll enjoy being at the centre of things. Break the usual routines and do something new. Playful and passionate energy fires up your appetite for food and other sensual pleasures. Friends can easily influence your decisions. Since you give your whole self to anything, impulsiveness could be a problem.

You need to be surrounded and encouraged by people who believe in you and it’s good for you have people around to support you. Listen to what they have to say. It’s for your own good.

This is likely to be a busy time. Do as much as possible early in the day. Your gentle charm makes you a great favorite with family and friends. Stick with difficult or precise tasks. To feel your best, be sure your diet limits sugar and includes greens.

Because of your recent lack of concentration, some of your projects are taking much more time than you expected. Stop trying to do several things at once and learn to prioritize. It’s time to focus and direct your energy on individual tasks and getting them done quickly on after the other rather than trying to multitask and getting nowhere.

Upsets in the home could occur today. You and other members of your household are on edge and liable to snap at the least provocation. Someone could get all flustered over a minor problem and storm out. Don’t worry. At day’s end everyone should see events in their proper perspective and all be friends again. Hang in there.

If you are a parent, then pay extra attention to your child today. He may want to say something and might require a little encouragement from you before opening up. Or he may simply require a hug or a pat on the shoulder. Either ways, simply spend some extra quality time with your child today.

Review your day as you watch the sunset and observe the clouds turning from white to purple. Make sure that your head is in tune with your heart. Think about the day’s emotions and thought patterns and how they affected your actions. Determine if your actions were a result of either your rational mind or fluctuating moods.

A male friend could introduce you to people from foreign countries or people who have traveled a lot. They might have valuable information that you could use later. This information could also help you finish old projects that have been waiting to be done. Your eye for detail is especially acute. Make notes of interesting facts even if they don’t apply right now. You’ll make good use of them later.

The surrounding energy is encouraging you to open up more to your world, culture, and ways of thinking. You don’t have to go off alone in the desert to reinvent everything. For you, this would be the easy way out, because it would allow you to hide! Develop your curiosity about what exists in this society. Your opinion will carry weight later on.

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