“If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because Id like to hear it again.”
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1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Hey, what are you doing here?
Don't you know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Sorry, did that hurt?
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again?
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Why, why him, of all people?
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask continue reading...