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Disorder in the Court Room

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones continue reading...


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“A stumbling block to the pessimist is a stepping-stone to the optimist.”


-Eleanor Roosevelt

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Monday, September 22nd, 2014
What's in store for you today?
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Monday, September 22nd, 2014

The energy today could bring highly charged feelings to the surface. More than usual, you can be hurt by the words and actions of others. No one may guess, because you prefer not to show negative reactions. Stay calm and simply do the best you can with ordinary things.

The energy today may bring out the more thrifty side of your nature. People can be a problem, and someone could accuse you of meddling when you are only being helpful. Keep your sense of humor. Sudden surprises may shake your confidence. Patience and faith in yourself will bring back the Sun.

Your mind may seem rather cloudy today, but don’t let this hinder you. In fact, you’ll find that you can use this feeling of fantasy to your advantage. Try to bring more magic into your life. You’ll discover that the more you accept your bizarre feelings and ideas, the more things will fall into place. Don’t think that everything in life has to be completely rational.

You’ve got a lot on your mind right now and others might be interpreting your quiet behavior as your being aloof. Go right ahead and let them think whatever they want. You’ve got some real issues to think through, and decisions with important consequences to come up with. You’ll be able to smooth their ruffled feathers later. Right now, just focus on taking care of yourself.

It is important to be very direct in your dealings with people. Hiding unpleasant facts will bring trouble later; it is better to air things out now. You may be attracted to spiritual music and themes today. Listening to people you respect and time spent in quiet reflection can bring greater serenity.

This is a fantastic day to express your creative energy. It is lucky for sports, romance, art projects, music, and the interests of children. The more passion and enthusiasm you bring to the table, the better. If you are feeling low on energy, find exuberant people to help lift your spirits.

Travel is on the cards today for sure. It could be anything-a spur-of-the-moment trip with a friend, a short trip closer to home or a road trip to rediscover yourself. You might want to focus on the ideas that erupt in your mind since your creative juices are flowing and who knows…you might just hit gold!

Today’s energy gives more awareness of political and emotional undercurrents. Pay attention and you can be quite successful. You may be feeling especially sensitive. More than usual, you can be hurt by the words and actions of others, but no one may guess because you prefer not to reveal vulnerable emotions.

Today you’re likely to be more focused than usual on whatever it is you have to do, whether it is chores around the house and yard or important projects of your own. Your mind is especially sharp and in tune with your feelings. Dreams and imaginings might prove to be valuable sources of inspiration. At some point, your mind might turn to travel, the acquisition of new knowledge, or both. Enjoy your day.

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