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Obvious Questions

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Don't you know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again?

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people?
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask continue reading...


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“If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because Id like to hear it again.”


-Groucho Marx

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Friday, October 24th, 2014
What's in store for you today?
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Your Fortune For Today
Friday, October 24th, 2014

The energy today encourages you to get your house in order. Serious cleaning and sorting will free you up to have fun. Simplicity is the word of the day. Make lists to stay organized and do your best to finish what you start. Children and pets may need special attention.

Embrace a new spirit of optimism and refuse to let things get you down today. Blunt speech will bring better results than you might expect. Know your boundaries and be a bit conservative estimating how much you can do. Expect distractions and a change of plans. This may bring a welcome opportunity.

Your creative imagination is inspired today. Listen to your dreams and ask for what you need. Check the facts at work, as there can be unexpected confusion. It is the perfect day to begin any new project. Your skills may be especially helpful with a group of women who share your interests.

This day calls for a lot of emotional strength from you since some very old deep-seated feeling may emerge. You may find it difficult to cope with them. Try to avoid any situation that can cause you to erupt since you may utter painful words that you will surely regret later.

A coincidence or message that touches your conscience is strongly meant for you. Many things are about to be fulfilled. This is a powerful time to look back and appreciate how far you’ve come. Take time to understand and feel things at a profound – even life-changing – level.

This is a good day to do things you most enjoy. This could mean lounging at home in comfortable clothes. Frustrations have a way of bringing out the worst in you. Accept with good grace anything you can’t change. Hobbies and pets can help you feel more balanced and content.

Today you may find yourself evaluating earlier made vacation plans. It will be best to get all information and think logically rather than emotionally, especially if a lot of money is involved. Make sure to include your vacationing partners as well in any decision change.

Have you planned a holiday? This is a wonderful time to get away with people you enjoy most. It’s also a lucky day for dating. Don’t be afraid to reach out and meet someone new. Any social occasion or gathering of friends can bring a fresh perspective.

Your world may seem rather tight and rigid this morning, but the good news is that difficulties are apt to melt away as the day progresses. Don’t assume that opinions are fixed in stone. Things can change in an instant. Even if they seem one way at one point, more than likely they’re going to manifest themselves completely differently later.

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