India has many popular matrimonial sites. And ‘friend requests’ from unknown people to extend their hands in friendship is also steadily growing among the young. Why then is there still a lack of dating sites? What do you think? If you know of any then Share it here.
Making light of the matter, I guess this joke (without hurting anyone’s sentiment) contributed by roopadadia tells us the reason.
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to make love but only in the missionary position.
First Date: You both get blind drunk and make love
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and make love
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and make love
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You make love, she wants to marry you & insists on a -carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of making love.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you’ll marry her and never get head again.
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don’t even get to the third date and you’ve already realized
nothing is ever going to happen.
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She’s pregnant by someone other than you.
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and make
love in the back of her car.
Second Date: She’s pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father’s girlfriend’s mother, her two cousins, her sister’s Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.
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