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Contributed by smritisinha in Husbands and Wives Jokes
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man’s face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face.
He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.
He said, ‘Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?’
‘My darling’ she replied,’ I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.
Contributed by concorde in Failed Relationships jokes
Radha married Krishna. They were happy. They were very rich. Radha was beautiful. Krishna was handsome and athletic. Krishna had a Ph.D in Biochemistry from Harvard and an MA in Swedish Philosophy from Patna University. He ran a highly succesfull Call Centre making lakhs weekly. He was a fitness freak, played the Sarod brilliantly, was a recognized Mountain Climber and used to play Test Cricket for India. He was kind, generous, affectionate and showered Radha with everything, including water. He was equally at ease discussing the Vedas one moment and the dark writings of Kafka the next. They had two children, well spaced out (in more ways than one), who excelled at school, gymnastics, painting, swimming and ludo. Radha was a famous writer who wrote. Their night life was the envy of the neighbourhood, which was in a mega luxury Apartment Complex with all amenities including a clubhouse, swimming pool and a Gurkha guard.
But Radha suddenly left Krishna and started to live in relationship in the apartment below with a man twice her age whose sole passion was collecting stamps and had no interest in her. All he wanted was someone to make tea every fifteen minutes.
When questioned by the Apartment Owners Association President, Radha complained that that she didn’t like the kinds of socks that Krishna wore. “Better to make tea and be a rubber stamp for a philatelist than tolerate a man who wears uncoordinated socks”, she said, bitterly.
