Editor’s Note: Not all days will be fine and great. If life has its ups, then it has its downs too. its how we sail through the troubled waters that makes a relationship work. Try and smile the next time you are feeling low. And if you don’t know how then come meet us at The Jokes Forum. All those who have the funny bone tickling them, come and share your jokes here. We are eagerly waiting to read them! Laughter truly is the best medicine.
Till then here are a couple to get you going:
The Deaf Wife – saraswathi1410
Sunil feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
“Here’s what you do,” said the Doctor. “Stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet,
then 20 feet, And so on until you get a response..”
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner and Sunil was in the den. He says to himself,”I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what happens.?” Then in a normal tone he asked,”Honey, what’s for dinner?”
So he moved closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeated, “Honey, what’s for dinner?”
Still No response…
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks,
“Honey, what’s for dinner?” Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.”Honey, what’s for dinner?” Again there is No response.
So he walks right up behind her, Honey, what’s for dinner?”
“For God’s sake Sunil, its the fifth time I am telling you, its ‘AALOO PARATHA’!”