Kamalji's Masala News - US Waste,Tornados

Dear kamalji,

enjoyed your masala news.....i liked the engineers method of making money from snake venom...OMG... nowadays u can make money out of almost everything i think but why dont i just get ANY ideas.....pics of worli sea face bought back nostalgic memories of aamchi mumbai...and that baby so cute....lovely blue eyes like a doll...
Mindi

Hi Kamalji..

I too have heard about the garbage thing....My dad worked in a paper mill in Orissa. Books and papers that were discarded used to be shipped from countries like Australia...I was told that it was used for some grinding purpose...not sure how and for what...But we used to 'maskafy' uncles working there to give us the stamps that used to accompany the books..had a lot of them. And yes, among the books once we got hold of an enclyclopedia.....

Tigers in the Kitchen?..but why? after it had its yummy food.....

Why Kamalji...you are not in a mood to leave the KF ....

Thanx for the photo of the cute little baby...

bye

Originally Posted by dream.girl

Dear Kamal uncle,

Hahahaha...
Good collection of news and comments..
Even the heaven is commercialised by Rs 15,99,991......

Beautiful Girl.. with sweet eyes..

Wow I think U are already in heaven with ur Worli view,cold air,hot pakodis in an aaram chair(swinging)....UHHHHHHHHHH What do u need more!!!!

Hugs,
dg..

Dear Dream Girl,

Well u dont have to feed so many people at all to go to heaven .Just feel Kamalji, a Non Veg Burger and give him a bottle, and u will go to heaven in AC comfort.HAHA.
Regards.kamal

Originally Posted by Devika Menon

Dear Kamalji,

Good blog, enjoyed reading.


That kid is sooo adorable .My God so perfect.. Wow!! Lucky you Kamalji . Got to be with the baby...

And yes those rain snaps of Aamchi mumbai , well like a true blue mumbaite loved it!!

Nice view you have there from your home!!

Regards,
Devika

Dear Devika,

I just fell in love with the kid really.Th eyes the features, all perfect.
The mumbai pics were good na ! The rains and mumbai , bit h have a special charm, with a fish eater like me, there are plenty fish available then.Wonderful time i had.

Regards.kamal

Originally Posted by corallux

Dear Kamalji,

Thanks for the photos of Mumbai in monsoon....You made my day!

Regarding garbage, Kamalji it reflects US policy. Kare woh, bhugte hum. They create the mess & we are supposed to clean up after them.

Tornadoes, Oh yeah, Kamlji's tornadoes will be welcomed by the long suffering wives of the piyyakads. Who knows some enterprising Panditji will start a pooja in your name "Kamalji vrat-sukhi sansar ka marg". As for keeping the ladies safe, " Harshaji Vrat" will take care of it.


Now regarding Antarctica, we Indians squirm in metros to go "shopping". Bechare people in Antarctica. That is good news indeed. Or better still, install cable TV. Sports , soap operas & movies are the best "Suraksha".

He he imagine having a Tiger saying "Good Morning" to you. Kamalji is your Tuffy a Shaukeen of fine "Drinks" & food? Not interested in such bin bulaye mehmaan. But yes, tigers are cute.

What will be next from KF Kamlaji? Tips on loosing weight? Studies in Aeronautical engineering?

Interview with a snake loving engineer? Oh yes Kamalji, that could be your "Nag Panchami" special. Waise bhi Kamalji, those snakes would love to be in IL. Getting interviewed by Kamalji, wow! Priceless. Only thing, pls do not get carried away by posing with some.

Feeding people is Annadhan Kamalji. sadly now it has become a social obligation. Even people who cannot afford do waqt ki roti have to invite the entire biradari for the funeral feast. I would prefer giving the same amount to an "Anathashram". Kamalji, as for feeding you, I am sure it will be difficult for some of us. You see, all of us are not BL fans.





Babies are cute Kamalji. They remind us of the innocence still left in this world.


Thanks for the other lovely photos of my "Maher" Kamalji.

Regards,

Corallux

Dear Corallux,


Yes Harsha’s Vrat will take care of Kamalji the tornado.HAHA.

Well u are right.When they watch TV till late in the night, they wont have time to do anything else.HAHA.

Snakes , well I wont interview them, but to those I lites who may need a pet, I can courier some orphan snakes ? Just imagine Corallux, when u are walking the streets with a string around yr pet snake, the passerby’s will have so much respect and fear from you.HAHA.

Well rains make Mumbai special really.Regards.kamal

Originally Posted by Mindian

Dear kamalji,

enjoyed your masala news.....i liked the engineers method of making money from snake venom...OMG... nowadays u can make money out of almost everything i think but why dont i just get ANY ideas.....pics of worli sea face bought back nostalgic memories of aamchi mumbai...and that baby so cute....lovely blue eyes like a doll...
Mindi

Dear Mindi,

Well i can give u ideas.There is one company in India, that is making Aggarbattis for export to Japan from the shit of animals.As they saw from Cow Dung, and it is a big hit.

So whenever u want ideas come to kamalji.HAHA.Glad u liked my blog.Regards.kamal

Dear kamalji
We all read about the cash part................
Hope that lady thinks of you when parting or donation the money............hahaha
The pictures are really nice especially the cute baby.
Now waiting for your interview with that saradar Mr. Singh. We all know you will catch hold of him some how or the other.

Originally Posted by saraswathipv

Hi Kamalji..

I too have heard about the garbage thing....My dad worked in a paper mill in Orissa. Books and papers that were discarded used to be shipped from countries like Australia...I was told that it was used for some grinding purpose...not sure how and for what...But we used to 'maskafy' uncles working there to give us the stamps that used to accompany the books..had a lot of them. And yes, among the books once we got hold of an enclyclopedia.....

Tigers in the Kitchen?..but why? after it had its yummy food.....

Why Kamalji...you are not in a mood to leave the KF ....

Thanx for the photo of the cute little baby...

bye

Dear Saraswathy.




It seems KF is not ready to leave me eh ! But I wrote good words for them this time. !


Yes the tiger wanted a good warm sleep.Imagine tripping over a tiger in yr own kitchen after he has eaten yr cow> HAHA.


The baby is cute , na ! Regards.kamal

Originally Posted by Kamalji

Dear Mindi,

Well i can give u ideas.There is one company in India, that is making Aggarbattis for export to Japan from the shit of animals.As they saw from Cow Dung, and it is a big hit.

So whenever u want ideas come to kamalji.HAHA.Glad u liked my blog.Regards.kamal

dEar kamalji,
really please give me clean stylish ideas and not these shitty ones......
MINDI

Originally Posted by Arunarc

Dear kamalji
We all read about the cash part................
Hope that lady thinks of you when parting or donation the money............hahaha
The pictures are really nice especially the cute baby.
Now waiting for your interview with that saradar Mr. Singh. We all know you will catch hold of him some how or the other.

Dear Aruna,

I will share half with u, Is that ok ? HAHA.Wait for my next installment. It has lots of masala too.Regards.kamal