Danny Pinto - Everybody is Welcome-Part 1

You are welcome anytime Kamalji will take you to the mummies.......only pray that as soon as they see you will get up and sit to speak to you............hahaha
Oneway it is good if they will get up and sit you can have a good talk with them and write a blog for us.............hahaha

Originally Posted by Kamalji

Dear Aruna,

So u stay in Egypt eh ! Would like to visit the mummies, and visit Aruna Mummy, and yr husband.Just imagine mummies getting alive is it ? HAHA.


Part 2 tomm.its written but will post it tomm.Regards.kamal

Kamalji
Enjoyed reading this. Some information, some humour , some scare !

Thinking about poor Rajiv Gandhi getting stuffing and stiched up like one rag-doll, so terrible feeling.

Got really upset to read that some bodies have turned ( is that why they have saying " turning in his grave ?")

But bodies waking up and scratching head is "heart attack"scene !!!


( Jaishree, good joke about the judge !)

Are Bhayya Chalo Chalo!! Excellent write up.. as usual:)

Isnt it different to read on this subject.. imagine taking a t.v. series and that too very smoothly.. saw one on HBO.

Liked the last one a lot.. about the dead changing their minds

looking forward to part2 !

Originally Posted by Kamalji

Danny Pinto = Every Body is Welcome – Part 1

Today,Sunday I called Danny for an appointment and went to meet him at 11 am.The big man was at the gate waiting for me, a person who has never seen or heard of me before.


We sat in his office, and I was curious to know his sense of humour.First here are some of his famous one liners of the days gone by

1) We are the last persons to let you Down

2) Law of Averages
10 out of 10
Good business eh !


3) Hey Smoker , you are the next guy Coffin’in !
4) Any place,Anytime,Anywhere,including Heaven.


Rajiv Gandhi – Danny was called to Srip when Rajiv Gandhi was shot dead, by RK Dhawan, the head was smashed and he had to reconstruct it to make it look presentable.They had to put cotton inside the skull to bring it in shape.He felt very bad for this particular death, as Danny has great respect and admiration for Rajiv.


Ladies – I asked him when they dress ladies, then ladies must be doing it.He said there are no ladies in this line so his male staff does it, as the body has to be lifted and it is a man’s job.The lady relatives are present of course.Mother Teressa Danny and staff did the embalming and everything. The orders came from the Vatican.


The Embalming – Most embalmers put two injections of the liquid in the stomach of the deceased and that’s it.Danny has a special formula which he does not disclose to anyone.They mix 6 other chemicals in the imported liquid.They search out viens and inject every part of the body with 5 litres of the liquid going in.This keeps the body fresh for even upto 2 years.


The Dead who lived on - Two cases happened to Danny whereby the deceased came alive.
1) A person in coma, for a long time declared dead, death certificate issued by the hospital.
They brought the body in the hearse, in an open coffin.The driver heard a BEST bus honking away to give way, and the driver moved aside.The Bus driver came alongside and shouted at the driver to look back.When the driver turned, he saw the man sitting in the coffin, scratching his head, wondering where he was being taken to


Danny was called on the phone, those days there were no mobiles around 15 years back.Danny got the shock of his life, and told the driver to turn back to the hospital, and go to the Doc, who signed the Death Certificate, and show him the patient, and before this thing becomes public and an embarrassment, to close the case there itself.All turned well, and the fellow lived for another 10 years after that, and used to come and meet Danny often at his showroom to thank him for saving his life.


Second Case – This guy too from the hospital brought to the burial ground, taken to the grave, thepriest said his last prayers as did all the relatives,As they started to put the coffin inside the pit, ( they put the lid later on), and as they were about to put the lid, this fellow got up and stood.A minute late , and he would have been dead alright.Danny said he found the whole damn thing funny, and nothing he has seen in movies has matched the shocked looks on the faces of the priest and all his relatives.This fellow lived for another year


When they go to exhume the bodies after 18 months to take out the bones, sometimes they have found that the body has turned around.For example they let him down on his back, his face upwards, and when they opened the coffin later they found him lying on his stomach.


This means the deceased got alive inside the coffin in side the grave, but he couldn’t shout as he was down deep under and no one to hear him.This saddens Danny but nothing can be done about it.Mu suggestion would be to put a working mobile inside, so in case he becomes alive, he can call his relatives to bail himout.And for a relative to sit at the grave in case there is a distress call from below.Amen.


That is why he says, nowadays Christians too prefer to burn the dead in the Electric Crematoriums of the Hindus, so that the departed dosnt change his mind and become alive and come back.


A Witty chap, and very warm Danny.So many things he told me, let me keep it for part 2.


KAMAL MAHTANI

Kamalji, the dead must have come back to life out of shock of being declared dead. As for Danny in is profession one needs a sound sense of humour to stay sane. Because of being surrounded by dead all the time, the humour is often gallows humour or dark humour.

Originally Posted by ammukutty

Dear Kamalji,
I started reading your post assuming it would be a humourous one.But i was wrong.It was so scary.The body turning around in the grave.Oh my God those poor souls would have been scared to death(this time successfull in their attempt to die)Enjoyed your humourous yet scary post.Waiting for part 2...

regards,
ammu

Dear Ammu,

This is called literally “ Turning in the Grave

Well I can scare u I Lites too, can’t I .? See I am so versatile.

Regards.kamal

Originally Posted by Arunarc

You are welcome anytime Kamalji will take you to the mummies.......only pray that as soon as they see you will get up and sit to speak to you............hahaha
Oneway it is good if they will get up and sit you can have a good talk with them and write a blog for us.............hahaha

Dear Aruna,


See if I can make an Undertaker talk, then what are mummies ? But what if a female Mummy falls in love with me, and wants me to accompany her inside ?

Scary is’nt it.

Regards.kamal

Originally Posted by swarnalata.N.S.

Kamalji
Enjoyed reading this. Some information, some humour , some scare !

Thinking about poor Rajiv Gandhi getting stuffing and stiched up like one rag-doll, so terrible feeling.

Got really upset to read that some bodies have turned ( is that why they have saying " turning in his grave ?")

But bodies waking up and scratching head is "heart attack"scene !!!


( Jaishree, good joke about the judge !)

Dear Swarlata,

See the topics I am coming up with and scaring u poor I lites with.Even my mom was not happy with me meeting him, saying u are crazy.

But for Indus , see I have turned into a reporter.So tell me whom do u want me to interview in Mumbai next.

Regards.kamal

Hello Kamalji,

Enjoy reading ur write ups...its informative...
...imagine when a body 'wakes' and scratches his head:confused:...others nearby will get heart attack and die...So anyway Danny Pinto has a customer or may be customers because of that single body..

bye

Originally Posted by anandchitra

Are Bhayya Chalo Chalo!! Excellent write up.. as usual:)

Isnt it different to read on this subject.. imagine taking a t.v. series and that too very smoothly.. saw one on HBO.

Liked the last one a lot.. about the dead changing their minds

looking forward to part2 !

Dear Chitra,

Im sure no relative must be telling the deceased the following

“ Oh Jaane Wale Ho Sake To Laut Ke Aana”

Regards.kamal

Originally Posted by Balajee

Kamalji, the dead must have come back to life out of shock of being declared dead. As for Danny in is profession one needs a sound sense of humour to stay sane. Because of being surrounded by dead all the time, the humour is often gallows humour or dark humour.

Dear Mr.Balajee,

Yes it is dark humour all right.But well, to have humour in thisline is a big thing.Must be morbid all the time, dealing with the dead.

Regards.kamal