
9th May 2008, 06:00 AM
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 | Junior ILite | | Join Date: Apr 2008 City: Wembly State: London Country: United Kingdom
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Smile Please :-) One morning at a doctor's clinic a patient arrives complaining of
serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what
happened to your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a
local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and
heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my
wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and
did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man
running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw
it at him, That's how I strained my back"
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The
doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible..
What the hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been
unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I
forgot to set my alarm and was running late.. I was running out of the
building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but
I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients
do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to
youuuuuu......?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from
the 3rd floor"     
Regards,
seeba |