Hema Malini and the Water Purifier

Hema and the Water Purifiers

Was watching this Advt recently about Hema’s daughters going with the Boyfriends who offer them water.and the two girls cock a snook at them, and take out their own bottles from their bikes, and say “ Kent Water is best”.From Somewhere Hema Malini comes and says, when are u changing your Purifier ?


And in Jaipur these Kent people have put their stalls on the Roads like these Chole Baturewale, and are giving free drinking water to people to drink.Now tell me who will get down from his car, and go drink that water? And the guys walking on the roads cannot afford this one.Firstly u need water in the taps, topurify it.This point has escaped Kent people.


I wonder if Hema, now appx 65 years of age maybe, was sick till age 63,because she used to drink ordinary water , and is now glowing and healthy because she drinks Kent RO Water ?Now she dosnt get loose motions like me,and no water born diseases, unlike us ordinary mortals ?


Im sure as an MP, she must have persuaded so many people in her constituency to change to this brand of her.Great.Hema , along with her daughters must be carrying a few litres of this water everywhere with her.Even the tea they drink from the restaurant must be from her water,she washes her face with this water, as a drop of ordinary water can create havoc inside !.And when they bathe, they each must have at least 50 litres each of RO water, as a few drops do go in the mouth.And then the flush too must be filled alongwith the overhead tank with this.Even the dishes must be washed and food cooked with RO.

God knows with so much water shortage around, a river must be flowing under her flat for her to consume so much mineral water.At least I cant afford it, neither the Kent , nor the electricity Bills.She can shed a few tears, and earn 50 lakhs with AB, but even if I shed bucket fulls, I wont get a dime for sure.


Reminds me of a cousin of mine.Same like her,he likes everything neat and clean, no spices, but the guy is always a doctor’s favourite.Once we went to town, and I wanted to eat some paani puris, and this guy asks that fellow, don’t u have this in Bisleri water.Now I have heard many people are selling their PP claiming the water is Bisleri.Wouldnt Hema Malini be better off telling and selling these fellows this RO Stuff.But mind you, what u now pay 20 bucks, you will have to then shell out 100 bucks, but that will be good for your health dear friends.


And you will all laugh at me that I got loose motions the other day, because I drink lousy water .But you don’t know that I have saved thousands of Rupees thru the year,and have just paid 50 consultation fees to my Doc and 16/- for the medicines, so ultimately I saved money.And for 4 days I did not drink Whiskey and eat Non Veg, as I was not well, was that money also not saved ! These are inflation times, and a penny saved is a penny earned.


Mom was saying watching this Hema Ad, that Dharmendra must be giving this wife some money every month as well .That made me laugh.But since Dharam paaji is not acting in movies these days,I don’t know the answer.and he needs a good dose for the night too,so maybe Hema and her daughters, have to hawk water to survive, and Hema has to act too.And I findit so funny mother and daughters selling water.What a let down and a comedown really .


That reminds me.Hema’s mother’s surname was Chakravarty.But she was called Amma.And she kept an hawk’s eye on her Golden Goose.This goose was chased by 3 geeses Jeetendra,Dharmendra, and Sanjeev Kumar.Jeetu almost got engaged to her in Cheenai.When Dharam came to know, he flew down, and tied the knot himself.And Hema’s daughters are almost as old as Sunny Deols daughter.Filmy chakkars are hard to understand.


Water is not the only thing that we have to be careful about.The currency notes are worst carriers of diseases.We touch notes everyday.An American study showed that tests done on dollor notes showed traces of excreta, urine and cocaine, besides sweat and dirt.And those hands touch our lips when we eat.


And what about the Indian notes.When I go to the butcher for my pound of flesh, I give him note and he gives me the change in notes, there are blood stains too.And what about u people out there, you saints reading this.When u buy fruits and vegetables down the lane, the seller hands u the change.He may have gone and peed and must have not washed his hands before touching the veggies and giving u the change.and what if he itched u know where, and then touch ed yr veggies and fruits.


So if u have to fall ill u will , Kent RO or not.Either be like me, loose motions once a year, or be like Hema and her daughters, eat drink and bathe in her brand, and be lighter by thousands a year.The choice is yours


On this cheerful note, think of the note of the veggie or the butcher guy, and smile.Goodnight.


KAMAL MAHTANI

Trust you, Kamalji, to call a spade a spade....!

hello kamalji

i am sure hema should be just around
60
she sure can beat any contestant
to beautiful ms.
enjoyed your write up on kent
or no kent...
kamalji if only you could stay away from
writing about peeing and shitting...
omg first it was it ice and sugarcane
now it is notes, butcher and pee...
mm
how do we read minus those paras?

sathya

Dear Kamalji,
I had a on reading this post of urs...Only "you" can write blogs on kent, hema, butcher.. and so on.....Enjoyed reading it!

Funny one Kamalji.

I tend to agree with you, bottled water does not always mean good quality water. Who knows what happens in the plant where they process it? We all know about how once Bisleri water bottles were being tampered with and "regular" water was being injected in them.

Here in the US there was a report published a few months ago mentioning the sorry state of affairs of the quality of drinking water. There was a list of all states with the water quality of each state (and the area within). It said that the recycling plants are unable to purge the presence of chemicals that come from anti-depressants, oral contraceptives and many other medications that people consume. It was quite shocking to know what all we inject into our body through water. It leaves you wondering if even water is no longer good for health these days?

I think ultimately it comes down to how much your stomach can take!

I am of the opinion that if you have been fine for so many years consuming that water then why not continue with it unless something proves it to be terrible. Or if these bottled water companies prove (by hard facts) that the water they provide is much superior in terms of the quality than regular water.

As for Hema Malini, I'd do whatever she does to maintain her gorgeous looks and better them every year. That's not the bottled water working its magic for sure.

SS

Originally Posted by twinsmom

Trust you, Kamalji, to call a spade a spade....!

Dear Verbose,

HAHA.Well all this is the truth and nothing but the truth.So help me God.Regards.kamal

Dear satya,

You know i mistook u for a male.After ur comments i went and checked yr profile, as i was wondering how come a male did not like those few words.So my apologies, not for the words, but for the mistaken identity.

Well actually this is true, but we all close our eyes.I drink and eat anything that i fancy on the raods knowing fully well the pitfalls.I must make my system strong and immune to viruses,by being natural, and not spoil it by these filters and other gadjets.

I am crude at times, u are correct, but thats to drive home a point.Otherwise u will find my blogs bland and insipid.Well Chennai may be cleaner than here north, and if write what i see, u will never read another blog of mine.This was the edited version.HAHA.

Hema is good for her age, no doubt, and 99% of her life she has drunk normal water.And what they endorse , they dont drink at all.The same holds true for other stars as well.

thanks for yr kind words.Regards.kamal

sathya[/quote]

Originally Posted by aishu22

Dear Kamalji,
I had a on reading this post of urs...Only "you" can write blogs on kent, hema, butcher.. and so on.....Enjoyed reading it!

Dear Aishu,

You must be wondering where the butcher comes in this blog.Trust me to do theimpossible.

Glad u enjoyed, and let me watch more ads for more blogs perhaps.HAHA.Regards.kamal

Kamalji

Nice writing but than our Bollivud people can sell any thing right from Navratan tel to to broom so whats the big deal about Kent water & hema ? We the smart Indian ( like u me & all ilitis ) don’t take their words ditto. Ha Ha Ha

These people never work for any social environmental cause ( even if she & Dharm Paaji are sitting MPs) like cleanliness of Ganges or Yamuna or any other water sources but only interesting in earning big buck.

Bottled water have turned up in a big multimill. Industry & many times it may not be much cleaner than local tap water .
In railways they fill water from uphead tanks seal it & sell as bottaled water do u know?

Plz don’t do the postmartems of how the coins or rs may be contaminated.

It is best left to Menka Gandhi ,Few days back I read a article of her writing in detail the processing of VARk ( the thin silvery foil put on top pf sweets ) how it is done under the skin of the animals to give it the sheen & all & that has made veg people like me to feel disgusted & wondering shud we eat sweets or not ?

Originally Posted by soaringspirit

Funny one Kamalji.

I tend to agree with you, bottled water does not always mean good quality water. Who knows what happens in the plant where they process it? We all know about how once Bisleri water bottles were being tampered with and "regular" water was being injected in them.

Here in the US there was a report published a few months ago mentioning the sorry state of affairs of the quality of drinking water. There was a list of all states with the water quality of each state (and the area within). It said that the recycling plants are unable to purge the presence of chemicals that come from anti-depressants, oral contraceptives and many other medications that people consume. It was quite shocking to know what all we inject into our body through water. It leaves you wondering if even water is no longer good for health these days?

I think ultimately it comes down to how much your stomach can take!

I am of the opinion that if you have been fine for so many years consuming that water then why not continue with it unless something proves it to be terrible. Or if these bottled water companies prove (by hard facts) that the water they provide is much superior in terms of the quality than regular water.

As for Hema Malini, I'd do whatever she does to maintain her gorgeous looks and better them every year. That's not the bottled water working its magic for sure.

SS

Dear SS,

HAHA.Hema dosnt drink this but must be having Evione Water or something.And nothing is cleaner here than Govt water which is clorinated before sent over.Of course the pipes are rusted, but then so are the pipes in our bathrooms must be rusted.

But we have lived well, as did our fathers and grandfathers, this is all a fad.

Regards.kamal