Does Anyone know what they are called!!!

They claim to live WITH YOU !!
You chat nineteen to a dozen and at the end of it they merely NOD!
You SCREAM ,SHOUT, RAVE , rant, cry ,howl and they merely WATCH!
You want to share the latest gossip with them and they never know WHO youre talking about!
You cook different delicacies and they eat as if they are NAUSEATIC!!
You love to have your friends around and they cant TELL one from another!
You shout at your kids misbehaviour and they CAJOLE them!
You send them to the market to get some essentials and they pick up some UNWANTED stuff!
You are eagerly awaiting your celebrations and they ask you WHATS ON!!
You want to spend a few quite moments in your room and when you COYLY look at them they are SNORING!
You tell them a SECRET in front of others and they confirm it quite LOUDLY!
You wear a SEXY new dress and they say you look good WITHOUT LOOKING at you!!
You claim to be their only LOVE ,but they have TV,NEWSPAPERS COMPUTER et al!!
You send them to the kitchen on that rare occasion and can't RECOGNIZE your kitchen thereafter!
You've put on tons and they CLAIM otherwise !!

BUT YOU LOOOOVVVVE THEM AND ARE GLAD THAT THEY'RE AROUND!!

Do you know what they are CALLED???

God Bless!!

Husbandiliciously,

Devika

your dear husband...
but u must appreciate they do go to the kitchen when u ask them too, they are the boosters when u r low,
they can make u forget or get depressed as they take your attention all the time, life moves in a jiffy when they are with you, ask me who he is when he is not around with me and you will know it is better to have him around even with all these follies and what life is without him, it is a slow dragon fuming and fretting and not moving at alll...sunkan

Hi,

I really look forward to your comments for my posts.and I'm so glad youre the first to comment and 100% agreement with what you've said.


Husbandiliciously,

Devika

Originally Posted by sunkan

your dear husband...
but u must appreciate they do go to the kitchen when u ask them too, they are the boosters when u r low,
they can make u forget or get depressed as they take your attention all the time, life moves in a jiffy when they are with you, ask me who he is when he is not around with me and you will know it is better to have him around even with all these follies and what life is without him, it is a slow dragon fuming and fretting and not moving at alll...sunkan

Dear Vidya,
Like i said before, your comments mean a lot to me and will definitely keep posting !! This started off as a hobby but now become my passion!!

God Bless,

Devika

Originally Posted by Vidya24

Dear Devika,

Great piece! I am actually quite relieved to read this. I can find a real life example for every line in this poem based on what my husband does. And I thought he was the only wierd one. Guess all hubbies are the same. All said and done, they are the hub, the anchor of our lives.Keep posting, all your pieces are wonderful!

regards
Vidya

Devika,

Wow, husbands, they make you go crazy, angry, when they are around and you miss them when they are not around....

And without these follies, they become so predictive, that the spice of life goes through the window.


One more husbandiliciously...

Ditto Ditto!!! Shanvy!

Devika

Originally Posted by shanvy

Devika,

Wow, husbands, they make you go crazy, angry, when they are around and you miss them when they are not around....

And without these follies, they become so predictive, that the spice of life goes through the window.


One more husbandiliciously...

wow Devika nice one
When thes hubby are around we don't know the value of it, every time grumbling you don't do this and that, but when far off we start missing them...........
but these are the one who make our life more colourful and bright.......
Great one..............

Thanx Aruna,

Yeah I agree with you . Without the hubbies around life isnt worth living.

God Bless,

Devika

Originally Posted by Arunarc

wow Devika nice one
When thes hubby are around we don't know the value of it, every time grumbling you don't do this and that, but when far off we start missing them...........
but these are the one who make our life more colourful and bright.......
Great one..............

Include me also in this list,Devika.
If there is any award for Best fighing couple, it has to be given to us! Soon we bounce back, and bring back the fun....Word by word I enjoyed ur writeup and I miss him a lot when he is not around...
Husbandiliciously
Meena

Hi! Devika,

That was a fabulous piece on Hubby Dear!

Those of us who read it must have been nodding their heads emphatically in agreement with each and every precise observation you have made.
We have all gone through these scenarios day in and day out and are still continuing to do so I'm sure...an universal plight of all wifey's.

So here is another one joining you! to Husbandiliciously ! Agree with you
wholeheartedly.

We may and go at times when we go due to husbandiliciously.....

but we also go when sometimes they surprise us with

some act well done when we least expect it.Thats when we feel its worth all that

they put us through !!

Dear Devika,you write so well.I felt I had visited your home ...very pictureque lines.

Your observations, may I add have been presented like a fragrant bouquet to us.

Enjoyed reading immensely.
Regards
PAULINA