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This piece of news today tickled me no end. All newspapers reported that Vijay Mallaya sent all the MP’s , there must 500 of them, a Bottle of Black Dog whiskey .Just a bottle ! I am sure it must be truckloads of it per MP, but this matter came out in the open because one of the more honest MP, among the most honest ones, decided to give back the Whiskey to Vijay Malaya, and this has created a furour among the other MP;s.
The other MP;s are incensed at their more honest counterpart, and are tearing him apart.They said that VM sent all of them the King Fisher Calender also, that too should be returned.Well as u must be knowing, the Calender has Indian girls in all stages of undress, some younger than VM’s son. But it seems the MP has kept the calendar for himself, of course he must not have shown it to his wife also.She would hit him with a belan, for fantacizing about these nubiles, while she is obese and old.
But I am thinking of so many aspects here. “ Black Dog” is not a nice name, and that too u give to our nice MP’s , the most honest breed among humans, and I feel insulted.You could have given then “ White Horse “ instead. Most of these guys are strong like Horses, though not entirely loyal like them !
And these were delivered by courier.that again is a shameful thing to do.You must personally go and deliver, that is respect. But I must admit even a small person like me gets gifts on Diwali.One of the Banks where I have my accounts, and fixed deposits, the manager, himself comes and gives me Royal Challenge (RC) bottle, that is for me, and a box of dry fruits, for Harsha.He is smart to keep both of us happy.
Would I be happy if he sent it with his peon.No, not at all.Or he can send thru someone, and give me a call, to apologize that he could not come in person.I am sure neither VM called each MP in person, nor did he visit them.
And these whiskey bottles bring trouble and grief, ask me, I am the proof. Whiskey bought by my own hard earned money, brings me joy, and I can see God in front of me everynight, where he sits and talks to me about just about everything, his troubles, the ungrateful people around him.He trusts me , bcs I don’t ask him for anything beyond the basics.
But when I get this Diwali whiskey from the banker, it brings me grief. He wants his pound of flesh. I have some deposits , and being a retired person, I survive on interest on the Fixed Deposits. Now when a deposit matures in this bank, the Whiskey Bank,. Lets call it that, I ask around , and at times I get one percent more form another bank.Now assume I have 5 lakhs to put, that means obliging the Whiskey Bank makes me poorer by 5000/- bucks a year, so that 500/- bottle proves dear to me.Recently I fired the manager, and I told him yr giving me whiskey does not make me your slave, infact this Diwali will give u two bottles of RC, u kindly don’t give me any.
They think Kamalji does not know simple mathamatics.Yes I was so so in this subject, but I am not that bad either. I know which side my bread is whiskeyed !
And when Kamal gets one bottle on Diwali, now it pleases me to know that I am equal to the MP’s , as this minister is returning a bottle of whiskey, which means ONE Bottle.VM underestimates the MPs stature, they should be given truckloads of whiskey, as per their status, and not reduce them to kamalji’s stature, who too gets A bottle.
Or is it a symbolic gesture, keeping the truck and returning just one bottle from it, to make a point to the public and other MP’s !!!
I wanted to take a break from blogging, but somehow blogs don’t leave me, and this news left me giddy and heady really, and I thought let me make a blog of it, before the whiskey goes stale !
VM, grow up man, don’t treat these MP’s like Kamalji, these guys guard the nation, increase our wealth and living standard, they have promised us electricity, water, and gas, and they put their life at stake for our sake, u can see the Black Cammandoes guarding them, they deserve much more than just a bottle of Black Dog, and a calendar of half dressed girls.
The internet has better females than the ones on yr calendar.Grow up VM and loosen yr purse strings, or is it the recession that made u send just a bottle !
Happy Diwali ladies and Gentlemen, and I pray u give lavishly, unlike me, to the telegraph people,postmen, watchmen, and everyone, and ask them to bless u, which u will need to go to heaven, don’t be stingy like me or u will follow me to hell.
KAMAL MAHTANI
Joke on SMS
One day God tested me
He erased all my memory
And asked do u remember anyone now
I told yr name,
God Smiled and said,
there are some viruses that even i cant delete
another SMS
Man in God's Shop
" God what do u sell"
God " what ever yr heart desires"
Man - I want peace happiness and freedon from fear
God smiled and said - I sell seeds not fruits,
Thanks Kamalji... just felt sleepy at work so logged in and read your posts... now I've got a beaming
thanks
and Happy Diwali to you and Harsha aunty.
K
Thanks Kamalji... just felt sleepy at work so logged in and read your posts... now I've got a beaming
thanks
and Happy Diwali to you and Harsha aunty.
K
Dear K,
Welcome to my blogs, i think this is yr first vist, welcome.
Glad i made yr day, but thank malaya more than me,. otheriwse this blog would not have been born in the first place.
KM ji,
Only you can make scoop out of news, add KM ji whiskey flavor to it and then you serve us. At time i get drunk by your whiskey news and then starts giving whiskeyed fbs.
Agree the name doesn't sound good "Black Dog" jaise aur koyi naam hi nahi or may be VM did it deliberately. Or is it India's answer to Black label.
If Black label can sell well why not black dog- logic ki baath hai.
Kuch bewada jokes:
Doctor I have a drinking problem !
- What is it ?
When I'm drinking whisky I have two hands but only one mouth.
From the movie "A beautiful Mind" (Big time hangover)
Officer i know the driver of the car that hit me.
His name is Johnnie Walker.
Wish you & Harsha happy Diwali
Jaya
__________________
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Jaya
KM ji,
Only you can make scoop out of news, add KM ji whiskey flavor to it and then you serve us. At time i get drunk by your whiskey news and then starts giving whiskeyed fbs.
Agree the name doesn't sound good "Black Dog" jaise aur koyi naam hi nahi or may be VM did it deliberately. Or is it India's answer to Black label.
If Black label can sell well why not black dog- logic ki baath hai.
Kuch bewada jokes:
Doctor I have a drinking problem !
- What is it ?
When I'm drinking whisky I have two hands but only one mouth.
From the movie "A beautiful Mind" (Big time hangover)
Officer i know the driver of the car that hit me.
His name is Johnnie Walker.
Wish you & Harsha happy Diwali
Jaya
Dear Jaya,
Lovely jokes, loved them
WEll newspapers are a great source for my blogs what to do.HAHA
And wishing u too a lovely diwali, and i know it wont be the same for u, for reasons u know best.But we have to carry on, and i admire yr spiort jaya.i have so much to learn from u.
kamalji
a good blog on a one line news item.
best I liked
"keeping the truck and returning just one bottle from it, to make a point to the public and other MP’s !!! "
nice sms .
__________________ With regards Jaishree ----------------------------------------- Every black cloud has a silver lining
kamalji
a good blog on a one line news item.
best I liked
"keeping the truck and returning just one bottle from it, to make a point to the public and other MP’s !!! "
nice sms .
Dear Jaishree,
So doctor, busy with Swine Flue ? Havnt seen u in a long time.
Yes how can he give just one bottle to an MP , beats me really.HAHA
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