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Dear Friends,

My dear friend Jaiii ( Jaishree 9) suggested I write nursery rhymes for kids.
The idea seemed good and I thought of the 'Kalyug' nursery rhymes. The times are changing. The kids are surrounded by incidents that will definitely influence them. Very soon nursery rhymes might sound like this::idea
1)
Jack n Jill went up Kargil mg:
Made their way for slaughter
Jack was bombed into the ground
And Jill followed soon after

2)
Humpty Dumpty sat with her on the wall
Humpty Dumpty was pushed and he did fall
Muthaliks chamchas and Muthaliks men
Said,' No more seeing you with women again' Rant

3)
One two I threw my shoe
Three Four picked it up for more
Five Six now beat up with sticks
Seven Eight aim it straight
Nine Ten lets do it again
:banana

4)
Cobbler Cobbler mend my shoe
Need to throw it on one or two
Stitch it up and stitch it down
Or I’m not responsible if you drown
Drowning

5)
I took a hop to the gun shop
So many things to crop and chop
Took some big sticks and some prop
I was a goon and would now be called Pop Pop Pop:hatsoff

6)
Wee willie winkle runs through the town
Upstairs and downstairs in the nightgown
Knocking at the window screaming as he croaked
Sleep or else teachers will have you sun stroked:shock:

7)
Twinkle Twinkle liquor bar:cheers
Politicians come from near and far
Just for power they will die
Leaving voters high and dry:bang

8)
Baa Baa black sheep do you know any fool
Yes Sir yes Sir our constituency full
One is our master
One is my dame
One is the voter
Who lives down the lane!

9)
I hear bomb blast .i hear bomb blast
Oh dont you, Oh dont you
They have attacked Taj and oberoi
They will soon be here too!

* In collaboration with Uncannybal*

Love,
Devika

Last edited: Apr 24, 2009

Devika Menon, Apr 23, 2009

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Devikaji...
very nice imagination , i could'nt stop singing jack & jill again & again.. enjoyed reading kalyug rhymes...

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Hi Devika,

Loved the Baa Baa Black Sheep one which befits the current scenario.

Regards,
Abha.

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Hi debs buddy
Let me be the first to post fb to this really superb kalyugi rhhymes .
you are wonderful.

1 this is today's reality of kargil.

2 Even hampty dampty all have to be afraid of muthalik hhe hehee :rotfl

3 cobblar is best ,shoe throwing in rhymes so one learns from begining Big Laugh
Teachers asking to learn no 6 would be most caragous should be given some hounour!:crazy

babA black sheep & so many fools haha:rotfl

Twinkle bar is also one of the best ironic rhymes for voters & elections Drowning
Keep it up buddy.

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dear mole,
as soon as i see your rhymes i want to give the feed back in rhymes form but i am not devika to get that just like that. so i stepped in. simply sssssssuuuuuuper! twinkle and baba are ultimatum. very good satire.what else i can say? if i get the feedback in rhymes form i will come again.
with love
pad

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Dear Chechi,

Cant help :rotfl. Too good

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The clock said good time
The mouse said press enter enter
Hickory Victory Devika

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Thankyou so much dear Vahee for the first FB. So glad to know you enjoyed the rhymes. I have been singing or rather croaking them all day.Big Laugh

Love,
Devika

shvap_786 said: ↑

Devikaji...
very nice imagination , i could'nt stop singing jack & jill again & again.. enjoyed reading kalyug rhymes...
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Dear Abha,

Endhekeunde vishesham?? Long time!!

Good to see you here

Love,
Devika

abhatv said: ↑

Hi Devika,

Loved the Baa Baa Black Sheep one which befits the current scenario.

Regards,
Abha.
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Jaiiiiiiiii Dear, you are the brain behind the matter. It was your idea and I loved doing it.

Thankyou so much for the lovely FB. Glad you liked it.

Love,
Debs

jaishree9 said: ↑

Hi debs buddy
Let me be the first to post fb to this really superb kalyugi rhhymes .
you are wonderful.

1 this is today's reality of kargil.

2 Even hampty dampty all have to be afraid of muthalik hhe hehee :rotfl

3 cobblar is best ,shoe throwing in rhymes so one learns from begining Big Laugh
Teachers asking to learn no 6 would be most caragous should be given some hounour!:crazy

babA black sheep & so many fools haha:rotfl

Twinkle bar is also one of the best ironic rhymes for voters & elections Drowning
Keep it up buddy.
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Dear Momma,

So good to read your FB. Glad you liked it. You are too modest to ccpet your potential. I know how you can have me rolling on the floor with laughter with your blogs.Big Laugh
Thankyou for the very lovely words.

Love,
Your Mol

Padmini said: ↑

dear mole,
as soon as i see your rhymes i want to give the feed back in rhymes form but i am not devika to get that just like that. so i stepped in. simply sssssssuuuuuuper! twinkle and baba are ultimatum. very good satire.what else i can say? if i get the feedback in rhymes form i will come again.
with love
pad
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