Danny Pinto - Everybody is Welcome-Part 2

Danny Pinto – We love Every Body – Part 2



Thats Danny and me My Guru Khushwant Singh too did his interview many years back.He had flown down from Delhi for it for India Today




Danny’s most difficult assignment was the Air India Kanishka Crash.Kanishka flew from Canada to India, and blew above Ireland.Most were Indians, and Danny had to handle 276 coffins coming in in a matter of a few days.This was 1985 I think


Air India hired the Pintos.I asked Danny if the bodies came in one go.He said, no, they kept coming like 10 at a time.And their job was to deliver the bodies till the crematorium, if the bodies were of Mumbai.All the family members were given the no of Danny, and he had to pacify the family members ,and keep them informed.


They had to clear the paper work at the Airport, and out of 10, like 6 bodies were of Mumbai.First the body to be taken to the house of the parents, then to the temple, crematorium, and the next day to collect the ashes too.


The outstation bodies had to be booked on trains or flights,and a person had to go with the body to deliver, and it stretched their manpower.after all to handle 10 or 20 bodies a day, and make all the travel arrangements must have drained Danny and Co.


The expenses were billed to Air India, and it seems that all the relatives of the Kanishka were happy with the arangments of Michel Pinto.


Death of Mark Marchencas – The business manager of Sachin Tendulkar, and Ravi Shastri..Mark had bought out Tendulkar for 100 crores, for a period of 5 years, to maket him.Shastri too was a partner or something I don’t know.Mark died in a road accident in Nagpur.Seems he was traveling in a Pajero, and told his driver to driver more faster.Out of 4 people in the Car, only Mark Died.And Danny went to make the arrangements.Got his body to Mumbai, then to Banglore where his parents stayed, and then to Houston where his wife and family stayed.Shastri and Tendu’s wife Anjali were present throughout the formalities.


Ravi Shastri was so impressed with everything, that when Ravi’s father died, Danny was called to do the cremation.


Dressing of a Dead Body –

Danny charges 300/- for the dressing of a dead body.The clothes are provided by the family.For men, they are shaved, hair done up,bathed first, and their best clothes put on, preferably a suit and a tie, with the shoes, which are polished by the staff.No jeans, only formal clothes, its like going to a party.


Ladies – Bathed by the male staff of Danny, as ladies are not in thisline.The household ladies are standing around to see no mischief is done.Make up is applied as also the lipstick of the deceased choice.


The Clientiele – They have all clientele, including Sindhis ,Hindus,Parsis, and even Muslims.They know what each religion wants to do accordingly.For eg for a Sindhi, they bring a new white bedsheet,in which the body is wrapped after bath, and as per what ever faith requires.


Billing – In our export trade, customers don’t send money sometimes, its total bad debts, or cut and send.I asked Danny about his Billing system. And Bad Debts.The reply was very interesting.Here it is in his own words.


Kamal, when the client phones,most know us from generations,so don’t ask.The new ones we give them a proforma invoice giving the cost as per their requirement.They pay around 1000 advance, fine with us.


We don’t phone for our money even after the funeral as we know they must be busy in the post funeral work, like Banks and other legal things.People come over on their own after a month, and pay us their dues, and very happily too.Family don’t cut any money, as they want to do the best for the deceased, and don’t want any curses from the departed.


Tips ? , well some give a 1000, some 10,000, we tell them to hand that money over to the staff at the place, I don’t want the staff to think I kept some part of the money with me, and they distribute it among themselves.


The staff members get more tips than salary at times, and this keeps them motivated.

Tea was ordered, and we chatted like long lost friends.Danny has a great sense of humour, and he was chuckling away reading an SMS his cousin had sent him,sipping tea.


He’s promised me that if he comes to Jaipur where he has many friends,he is going to pay a visit.And how am I going to introduce him to my friends, any ideas ?


Wiat for part 3 (Khushwant Singh interview, Other famous personalities he knows and whose services he has done, how he got his son Dion to join this line, imported coffins,their social work for society 24 x 7 , and other matters)


KAMAL MAHTANI

Hi kamalji,

It seems for this thread i am the first person landing up at the doorstep.

Nice picture. And awaiting to read the next part.

Warm regards
Roopa.

Originally Posted by roopadadia

Hi kamalji,

It seems for this thread i am the first person landing up at the doorstep.

Nice picture. And awaiting to read the next part.

Warm regards
Roopa.

Dear Roopa,

thanks for being the first.Looks like others dont want to read the deadly stuff.HAAH.Regards.kamal

hello kamalji

thats great work among the cries
the wails to themselves
work to the dedicated
interestingly in the south
the deceased are not dressed up
with the best clothes
just given a bath
jewels removed...
rituals galore
a crying farewell
and off to the crematorium.....
when the body comes from abroad
that is he/she dies there
and relatives here
sure they come so much like
being alive
seen just one of my relatives
people who are in the line
sure have some grit
and dedication
the money besides....

sathya

Kamalji,

Very informative.
looking forward for some funny stuff.

Originally Posted by sathya

hello kamalji

thats great work among the cries
the wails to themselves
work to the dedicated
interestingly in the south
the deceased are not dressed up
with the best clothes
just given a bath
jewels removed...
rituals galore
a crying farewell
and off to the crematorium.....
when the body comes from abroad
that is he/she dies there
and relatives here
sure they come so much like
being alive
seen just one of my relatives
people who are in the line
sure have some grit
and dedication
the money besides....

sathya

Dear Satya,


In the hindus we don’t wear new clothes on the body, but the Christians do so.What u say is so true.Regards.kamal

Kamalji
nice writeup.
Yes kanishka tragedy was one of the biggest airline tragedy where terririst blast bomb in plane killing I think 370 people and they Canada judiciary aquitted the conspires.
I always thought that only Christainas take services of undertakers ,it seems that I was wrong.
Regards

Originally Posted by krish22

Kamalji,

Very informative.
looking forward for some funny stuff.

Dear Krish,

Funny stuff very soon.Regards.kamal

Kamal Bhayya
accept my pranams over the internet for writing so well again and again..

Dont know why you should wonder how to introduce him when he comes to Jaipur.. just how you introduced him here.. why the doubt?

Its interesting to read the functionality of the center.. and the kansihka disaster.. never thought about this aspect.
waiting to read part3.. keep going bhayya..

Originally Posted by jaishree9

Kamalji
nice writeup.
Yes kanishka tragedy was one of the biggest airline tragedy where terririst blast bomb in plane killing I think 370 people and they Canada judiciary aquitted the conspires.
I always thought that only Christainas take services of undertakers ,it seems that I was wrong.
Regards

Dear Jaishree,

Yes even i did not know this.See we call an ambulance , but they have a better hearse for that.And they will have people come to yr home, and do the bathing and dressing of the corpse, which is so difficult for the family members too.And then carry the body down to the Car,i think their services are worth it.And the rates Danny told me, are so reasonable, worth every penny.

Thanks and regards.kamal