Empty Suitcases are Dangerous

Empty Suitcases are Dangerous


My birthday is today, the 1[SUP]st[/SUP] of September. Thanks to all my friends who have written on my facebook wall, whats app, and calls. I feel nice to know that I am remembered, and that I am not forgotton. Friends I may not reciprocate as u do, at tiems I am lazy, that I will call later, or tomm, and then it gets late.so thanks a lot.


What am I doing for my b irthday ? Ah well nothing, just tht my wife thought I had a desire, so she gifted me Maruti Dezire, on my birthday. Thank u so much Harsha, but actually you did not understand what I desired when I said , I desire !!!

Well, my wife has a male guru, who is alive, and whose pics are all over my drawing room(one), and bedroom(seven). So whenever I sip my whiskey, my eyes lock with her Guru, and when I sleep , I see the gurus and sleep.

Well if she had a male guru, I did not mind, but told her, one day , u too don’t mind if I get a female guru, and all these years, there was no lady guru fit to be my guru. Well glad to tell u all, that I have found her, and her name is , RADHE MAA!!! She has all the qualifications to be my guru. She is a pretty lady , fair, and well, likeable. If Subhash Ghai can like her, why cant I ? What if I have her pics all around the house, will Harsha like it ? I am curious to know the answer. So let me go and make her my guru first eh !

And today I heard, that she is going to come on the Big Boss Show. Wow ! That’s my guru eh !Has she been good for Subhash Ghai ? Well last year Subhash Ghai lost his building Whistling Woods, worth some 600 crores, to the government. What was Radhe Maa and her powers doing then ?

Well on my birthday the sale of fishes starts in Rajasthan, officially, for before that , for 4 months fishes aer banned from selling, as those months don’t have the letter R in them, check it out, May,June July August. The next 8 months have R, starting from the 1[SUP]st[/SUP] of September, which happens to be my birthday, and I love fishes. So god gave me that birthday, when I can have the best of the fishes, and sea food.

And the fishes, look at me with imploring eyes, as I go to the market, for each fish wants to go in my tummy, for god has ordained, that that fish, will get free from the 84 lakhs chakras , they will get MOKSH.

So u can imagine, how much kindness and tenderness I feel for the fishes in the market, for I want to set them free from their past bad karmas, so I have a hard time choosing which one.HAHA

Coming to the Suitcase, yesterday they were showing an empty suitcase found in Indrani Mukherji’s apartment. They say she bought it 3 years back to kill Mikhail her son, but he escaped, but they forgot to dispose of the suitcase, and now it is evidence against them.

Well I too have a few empty suitcases in my home, I have just come from Mumbai, last week , after my check up with docs, and I better go to some jungles and dispose them off, in case I am raided and they accuse me of keeping empty suitcases to carry some bodies eh ! These days, u just don’t know who is yr friend or yr enemy.Im running scared !!!

And they say, Indrani has equaled the record of Draupadi, that is 5 husbands, and tomm who knows she may beat Draupadi, as husbands and ex’es and other keep tumbling out of her closet, along with dead bodies too eh !

Remember that song from Safar, Tum din ko agar Raat kaho Raat kahenge !!! Well here Peter did that, he accepted all that Indrani told him, that she was married only once, not twice, that her children are her siblings etc, and he believed it. Love is Blind, is proved in Peter;s case. Peter became blind.i See their pictures posing with hands around each opther, like teens, not befitting their ages. And now we hear that 500 crores have been siphoned, not 168 crores, as I had said. And the people to whom they were given, are not returning it back. Sheena is rumoured to be one of the beneficiary, and she refused to give back, and she is dead.

I guess one murder is too less for this kind of money. Who knows more people might conk off very soon, or are dead, and we will come to know about them soon. Maybe the police is looking at unclaimed bodies of the last few years, and putting two and two together, who knows.

But this could make the mother of all serials. And I saw a pic of Indrani with Ekta Kapoor, with indrani telling Ekta to bring bizarre stories, for the TV, but Ekta did not know Indrani would be the heroine of the biggest soap opera a few years down the line, the story having police, murder, stolen money, drivers, hen pecked husbands and so on.

Well I am enjoying the news , for it has the spice, and it gives me good masala for my brains to think what next will the police come up with .To hell with morality, and values, I want my daily dose of scandal, and I am getting it.

HAHA

Till the next few days, take care.

KAMAL MAHTANI

At a kitty party:

A lady: "Indrani Mukherjee managed to get an EX husband to kill.

I can't even get the present husband to pick his towel off the floor!!"




A to Z story of the Sheena Bora murder case:

• A & B (a couple in Guwahati) adopt C (a girl).

• When C is a teenager, she is allegedly impregnated by X (who is believed to be a close family member).

• C leaves the house and gives birth to Z (a baby girl).

• C then gets married to D.

• C & D give birth to E (a boy).

• C then divorces D and gets married to F.

• C & F give birth to G.

• After a few years, C & F get divorced.

• C then comes to Mumbai and marries H.

• Z & G then comes to Mumbai and stays with C & H.

• E stays back in Guwahati.

• H has a son I from a previous marriage with J.

• Z & I get into a relationship, which is not approved by C & H.

• C & D get together and murder Z.

• It is later alleged that X is actually A.

• It is also alleged that Z refused to part with an enormous amount of money which was parked in her offshore account by C.

• Enraged by this, C alongwith D plotted to murder Z.

Confused..? You aren’t alone, everyone else is equally or more confused.






6 relationships, 5 husbands,
4 weddings,
3 kids,
2 billion fortune,

1 murder.

And she's just 45
Indrani Mukherjee -

ideal young achiever.



What have you done??

Same old boring husband

Same family

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Create some excitement in your life✂️✈️ The most and fascinating thing with me and my love ....indrani mukerji

is she and me love theen Patti

( Teen patti is a game of cards, and patti means husband also)

 

Dear Balaji,
Yes i am a guru for the fishes, they get their moksha thru me and my tummy.No wonder people call me a fishy guy.HAHA

Well even then, with guirus on walls, the population explosion is taking place.What do u say to that eh !

Regards

kamal

 

Dear Surekhap,

i am waiting for my wife's permission to be a chela to Radhe Maa !!! HAHA.

Yes even my fuse of my brains misfired of the A to z thing.HAHA

Regards

kamal

 

Dear Vishwa,

Thanks for yr wishes. Well i dont have the strength to carry her, she looks heavy. But who knows i muight get the strength at the last minute, some divine grace eh ! HAHA

Yes i can be called the messiah of the fishes, for they get moksha thru me.No wonder god brought me on earth that very day.
Well Vishwa with so many suitcases, u are surely in trouble, but the saving grace is , where are the bodies ?????

HAHA

Regards

kamal