Face Book

FaceBook


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Due to the fact that Facebook has chosen to involve software that will allow the theft of my personal information, I stated: at this date of November 28, 2014, in response to the new guidelines of Facebook, pursuant to articles L.111, 112 and 113 of the code of intellectual property, I declare that my rights are attached to all my personal data, drawings, paintings, photos, texts etc.... published on my profile and my page. For any use of my photographs, writings including co..

This is the declaration that people are putting up on facebook these days, maybe facebook will be free to publish yr photos and yr articles without yr permission very soon, so this is a declaration by the individual that don’t use what is there onmy page. And as though face book will agree, and do as u want it to eh !



And can someone tell me what is facebook, and what is it precious that we post on face book ? I think FB is a gossip corner, nukkad in Hindi, where people meet to just talk. It is the most frivolous thing I have come across.



There are many characters there on Facebook. A few ladies post their own pictures, god knows who is the photographer, surely not the husband, who would want the world to ogle at his wife, and her new dress and make up ? Every few days the lady changes her pics, in new dresses, and there are quiet a few of them.



Then there are a few working chaps, who travel abroad on company expense.Good. I guess even if they use a dime to go to the public loo, they will charge it to the company. They will charge it like this I suppose - 1 pee (no receipt) 50 cents. God knows in what account that will be credited in the books of the company.



And they always post it when travelling, Travelling in Business class, Terminal 2, Mumbai, British Airways etc. is that to show us , that u are more fortunate than us eh ! Arre Bhai, u are travelling on the company expense, try travelling Economy class on yr own money, and u will know.



And then they have selfies, their own pics, at the airport, before that on their own staircase, then the food they eat in the restaurant, (at company expense of course), I fail to understand what is there to show us what u aer eating, just as we don’t care to see what happened to that food 12 hours later, we would not like to see that scene either eh !



And then pictures of going to al mall, taking pictures of public festivals, or of birds, or of monkeys on the roads, etc.And of course the picture of yr wife, in all her finery. Some have veggies in pots on their terraces, and shopw what is growing in them, an what has been plucked from there.



I just wonder what interest will face book have to copy items from anyone’s page, what is there worth copying? And what is there that the writers want to save, what is so precious. We give too much importance to ourselves, and to what we write.We think we are no less than a great best selling novelist, and our works are precious.



Well I would be more than happy to see someone flick my writings and print it. Do u know, only famous writers have their works stolen, and printed clandestinely, and sold on the footpaths . That is success, real success. The author gets nothing, but we come to know this chap is famous his books are selling in the streets, at signals.Robbers strike at a rich man’s house, u will never hear of a beggar complaing that hehas been robbed. So I someone robs my writings, or pics, I would be very happy, for the world will think of me as a great writer, something that I don’t know as of now, but then yes I will realize that I have something worth stealing.HAHA



The day I come to know someone is publishing my works without paying me, I will be the happiest person on earth, and will proclaim it as such.


But barring a few, very few, rest are all time pass things on facebook. So guys and gals grow up from yr dreams, don’t take world so seriously, just smile, Face book is free for u, u have a platform to reach out to the world. Don’t be selfish and just take, learn to give also something, so what if he takes something from u, he I mean Mark Z the owner of FB.



In fact I authorize him to use my pic on any advertisement he likes, for a whiskey brand, no problem, or kamalji posing with a pretty babe, with the heading, Old (meaning me) is Gold, wouild I not like it eh !



The problem with the world is they take themselves seriously.if u see what passes as poetry on facebook, u will all faint. Here is an example,

As I go to Bed,
The sky is blue, the earth is red,
This book I have already read !!!!!



HAHA. Something as ridiculous as this I see on FB, But many are friends, I cant say anything to them, they say, don’t call a one eyed chap cockeyed on his face, and so I keep quiet.But now when this declaration is coming , I cant stifle a laugh and wonder what is wrong with these people, what do they think they are. Mark Z must be laughing like hell, but keeping a straight face.



So whenever I need a good laugh, Face Book is the best place to go, to see which lady has posted a new pic of herself, who has posted a stupid poem, and who has posted a selfie, or who is posting the pic of the food he will be about to eat. Glad they don’t take out selfies in the bathroom when the food comes out. HAHA



The world is sure a lovely place for me. I am just loving it.What say friends.


KAMAL MAHTANI

And I am not posting this on Face Book, as normally do, for then all my friends will leave me. So I post it here for the privileged few.HAHA


Chetan Bhagat is progressively decreasing his numbers:

5 point someone,

3 mistakes of my life,

2 states,

One night at Call center

and now

1/2 Girlfriend !

What next -

a 'Quarter' of Whisky ?






A lawyer gets pulled over for speeding

Lawyer: "Is there a problem,Officer?"

Officer: "sir,you were speeding."

Lawyer: "Oh,I see."

Officer: "Can I see your license please?"

Lawyer: "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

Officer: "Don't have one?"

Lawyer: "Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving."

Officer: "I see....
Can I see your vehicle registration please."

Lawyer: "I can't do that."

Officer: "Why not?"

Lawyer: "I stole this car."

Officer: "Stole it?"

Lawyer: "Yes,and I killed and hacked up the owner."

Officer: "You what?"

Lawyer: "His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the lawyer and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.

Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.

A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: "sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"

The lawyer steps out of her vehicle.

Lawyer: "Is there a problem sir?"

Officer 2: "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

Lawyer: "Murdered the owner?"

Officer 2: "Yes,could you open the trunk of your car,please."

The lawyer opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: "Is this your car, sir?"

Lawyer: "Yes,here are the registration papers."

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license."

The lawyer digs into his backpack and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner."

Lawyer: "I Bet the liar told you I was speeding too..!" :



Lawyers I say....





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Pharmacist to customer :- to buy anti-depression pills sir ,
you need a proper prescription ,
simply showing a picture of your wife is not enough


Dear Weather,
Please stop being so cold.
We don't have hot boyfriends,
we already have cold husbands! With hot temper

Sincerely,


...All Wives...