Stinging Like a Bee

Stinging Like a Bee
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You have heard about angry Birds, but u have not heard about angry Bees, that kill too. Seems in Jaipur, the bees are angry, maybe because they know , whichever government gets elected, nothing will be done for them,. There will be no reservation for them, meaning places reserved where they can have their bee hives , and enjoy their honey and the honeybee in peace.

65-year-old man killed, 12 injured in honey bee attack


Last month, bees entered the Jaipur Airport and created a havoc, and a few passengers had to be hospitalized.
Day before, people were burning a dead body under a tree, which had a bee hive, the fire disturbed them, and they attacked the mourners, leaving one dead, and a dozen injured.
Yesterday there was a function in the open, some rascal threw a stone on a bee hive, and the bees swarmed and bit many people badly. One died.

They used to say, a parent must soon teach their child about the birds and the bees, before his or her friends teach them, but now we realize the birds are fine, but the bees are dicey, they can kill u also eh !
There used to be superstitions too, as teens we were told, not to pee under a papal tree, or any tree, otherwise a dayan will come and enter our body, meaning a lady demon. But I feel the elders may have been ashamed to tell us boys, that trees have bees , and if u pee on the tree, and if the bees get disturbed, and what if the bees bit u there, then ? How will u go to school, and what will u tell yr friends, that u are injured where ? pretty embarrassing, so the elders made up the story of the witches, to protect us eh !

So I have a perfect plan for a perfect murder.Call the victim over to under a tree, where u see a nice big juicy beehive hanging, u don’t turn up, but hire someone to hit the beehive with a stone, so the bees attack the victim, and he dies. No witness, no clues eh ! u just cant prove anything in the court of law.

HAHA

Elections are proving to be a pain . recorded messages keep coming, TV advts full of modi and congress, and I find the whole thing absurd.

People are thinking Modi is a magician, he will bring the dollor to 45 0r 50, onions to 10 bucks, potatoes to 5 bucks, cheaper petrol and gas, where as if kejriwal is to be believed, reliance, the friend of Modi, is waiting to raise the price of gas cylinder from 400 at present to around a 1000.

Somehow I feel Modi will disappoint, for there are too many expectations from him, and I feel he too is just a good orator, that is all, but slightly better than MMS, but then we have no other choice too, is there ?

The elections are hotting up, as is the weather, so guys chill with a cold beer, and smile. What say !

KAMAL MAHTANI


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When Kejriwal was a child!
1. When Kejriwal was a child, he lost his
pencil box in school and when his
mom asked him about it he said“Ambani chor hai !”.
2. When Kejriwal was a child, he
refused to drink Amul milk because
Amul is from a corrupt state.
3. When Kejriwal was a child, he
waswatching 'Ali Baba aur 40 Chor'on
Doordarshan. As soon as movie ended
he wrote a letter to Doordarshan
asking 16 questions to the 40 thieves
in the movie.
4. When Kejriwal was a child, he filed a
fraud case on Complan because his
height did not increase even after
consuming 1 Kg of Complan. As aresult
Complan incurred a huge revenue loss
in mid 70s.
5. When Kejriwal was a child , he
refused to be born in a private hospital
and his parents had to move into a
government hospital,because he kept
saying - "Meri koi aukaat nahin hai,
sarkaari aspataal mein le chalo mujhe".
6. When Kejriwal was a child, he lostan
inter-school debate competition just
because he started the speech with
"Mere School ki koi aukaat nahihai".
7. When Kejriwal was a child, if his team
didn't get to bat first in the ground, he
would go for a dharna till he was given
batting. He would also taunt the
opposition team that they haven't
actually bought their bats, but it's given to them by Ambani.
8. When Kejriwal was a child, he used to
wear ‘Muffler’ in place of ‘Diaper’ .
9. When Kejriwal was a child, he used to
drink cough syrup instead of Cerelac



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Dear Sabita,

Today a new thing i heard, rather read, that is the matter for my new blog on monday. The political parties are catching maids and cooks and drivers, and all domestic help , for 500 a day, to be behind their car, holdign banner as they go out campaining.so my maid has left, so has all the neighbours, making excuses that some one is sick in the village, and now i read they are being snatched by the politicinas,
HAHAHAHAHAHA

So these politicans will bring heaven to us when they come to power ? ur guess is as good as mine.

the boy ansered well, even i would have answered the same Sabita.HAHA

Regards

kamal

 

Dear Navs, evey coin has two sides, so every question has many answers , what say.HAHA
Yes bee stings can be pretty painful but i did not know they can kill./

Regards

kamal

 

Dear Mindi,

u dont have to understand anything, for example is vijaykant and laxmikant or rajnikant are related or not.HAHA. just sit back , and enjoy , and iof they send an AC car, then go and vote if u feel like.HAHA

i found the boys answers perfect.

Regards

kamal

 

Dear Darmesh,

Welcome to my blogs,. Evem o was not aware that bees can kill.But maybe they are more angier these days eh ! HAHA

Regards

kamal