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I am on Santa's Naughty List

Discussion in 'Snippets of Life (Non-Fiction)' started by Anandchitra, Dec 12, 2012.

  1. Anandchitra

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    There is this famous Santa song which goes

    You better watch out!
    Better not cry!
    Better not pout!
    I’m telling you why,
    Santa Claus is coming to town.

    He’s making a list
    And checking it twice
    He’s going to find out who’s naughty or nice
    Santa Claus is coming to town.

    ……

    Knowing Christmas is round the corner I thought of getting onto Santa’s Nice list thereby earning some goodies and fulfilling my wish list.
    Little was I prepared as to how tough a task it is to be NICE.
    To my chagrin, I discover even my DNA is wired to be NAUGHTY.

    When I am supposed to get up and do exercise my mind tells me this…

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    Been having a lot of diet WW pills.. seems it turned out I held M &M upside down..

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    Decided to become organized and thought up some categories…


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    I am sooo inspired to do my household chores.
    My theory on housework for the world to see I eagerly share here…


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    Granted all is going not the way it should I know for certain I earned a spot on Santa’s NAUGHTY List.
    However I wish all my friends to get on the NICE List and get all they want on their wish list this year and next!

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  2. BHAVNAM6

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    My dear Chitra,

    Your snippets are always timely and you always stay on the top
    My naughty list would be.....

    Eat deserts in the Christmas party and buy larger size outfit

    Not to miss eating pakora with my husband

    To use magnifying glass while looking at the pictures of Sharmila Tagore, Hema Malini ....

    Keep a pair of scissors handy if my outfit hugs me tight.

    Taking lessons for sign language to make my point clear

    Not to eat steamed veggies, soups and salads for one more year

    Love,
    Bhavna
     
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  3. Anitap

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    He he he good one AC. M&m joke :rotfl

    Never been on the 'nice' list anyway. Not interested too ;-)

    Bhavanam, carry a scissors eh? And magnifying glass....:biglaugh. I hear you sister I hear you loud and clear.
     
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    Dear AC

    enjoyed the cartoons--messaged conveyed clearly! M&M joke was too good.
     
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    Ac, very nice cartoons..loved M&M and household chores division..
    Bhavna, magnifying glass & scissors?? but i heard you say you are planning to buy a larger size outfit..so i dont think you will need the scissors..
     
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    Dear Bhavna
    We are certainly kindred souls in that we are plotting to get on to the naughtly list with lightening quick reflexes.

    This is the season of parties so we are onto eating good food and forget diet foods for a while :) love that about you:)

    Its all in the fun we are having while we are getting on the list right?! Glad to have your company here:)

     
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    Dear Anitap
    Not letting you get off that easily. Come one out with your LIST dearie :)

    Looks like you are part of our gang not interested in the proverbial NICE list eh?!

    Always a special treat for me to see your comments.. no wonder I am putting on weight :)


     
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    Usha Dear
    I know the image contain more than the rambling words.. I know for sure YOU are on the NICE list dear. thats why we girls need you around :) Always glad to see you.


     
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    dear Sushmavja
    Glad you liked it and I am super glad to see you. I agree with you Bhavna is not going to need that scissors.

     
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    my dear AC,
    that gave a nice laugh in the morning,today 12/12/12 is end of time according to mayan calendar,thanks for bringing good cheer ..........dont care whether time ends now!
    love
    vidya
     
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