Who to inherit, the daughter or DIL ?

Who to inherit, the daughter or DIL ?



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Somebody I know recently died, aged 40, leaving behind a grieving mother , wife, and two children around 10 years old.


They lived abroad, the mother hd a flat here in Mumbai, which she gave on rent, for some 75000/- per month or so. She has two kids. This son and a daughter who is happily married . This flat is in the mother’s name, and she gave thison rent and moved in with her son around 5 years back, the son loved her verymuch, as did the DIL. The daughter too is lovely, we know the family since childhood.

Since the boy died in Mumbai every one flew down, and it was a shock to everyone.Aft er everything got over, the mother decided to will the house and put in the nomination I the building society of who will get it after her. In her last will and nomination, it was the son, and now he is no more. The daughter too was present during all this.

Now dear friends, I ask u a question. Who do u think this lady should nominate the flat and will it, should it be her daughter, her only surviving child, or her daughter in law, who has two small children.

Let me wait for yr replies , before I tell u what happened. Let us see what u all have to say.

The law says children have rights over their parents properties. My mother says, daughter should get nothing, for she got when she got married. And she says it is good u don’t have a son, otherwise yr daughters would have got nothing.

So the law says one thing, mom says one thing, tricky eh ! let me see yr take on this issue.



After a long time I saw a woman sitting on the roadside with a cow and grass, waiting for sinners to come and feed the cow some grass, pay her for the grass a king’s ransom., so that the sinners can wash away their sins.

I remember , some 50 years back, when in school , we had a Hindi Teacher, who had a great sense of humor. One day he told us this story, that how easy it is to wash away one’s sins in Mumbai, that is commit sins all 6 days of the week, then seventh day go to such cow, feed grass, and pray to the Cow, that Cow God, please forgive me my sins. So in one Ruppee in those days his sins were washed, and again eh would continue his bad ways for the next 6 days and so on.

Maybe those days our Sir did not know that Gods sleep also as I blogged in my last blog. HAHA

When my granny died, in the mid nineties, my brother had to go and feed the cows for 12 days , and only then could the pandit and all others eat food. So this task was given to my brother , he was given a huge steel plate full of goodies like paneer, mithai,rice , curds. Etc for the cow to eat. He had to ask a dozen people if they have seen a cow, and he had to drive some 15 kms away , till he spotted one, and fed her, and the lady owner of the cow scolded him, that don’t bring this kind of good food formy cow, whqat if she gets used to it, then she will stop grass, and there goes my business ! Abd brother was scolded at home also by dad fpor coming so late.And the cow lady took 51 bucks from him for feeding her cow the goodies eh !!!!!

So I say to one and all , if u want to die, come to jaipur, plenty of cows on the roads, people leave them there , as strangers will feel sorry for them, and feed them food, and in the evenings they come and pick them up. The municipality is paid off to not arrest the cows, they braid it on the head, so the inspectors knows this cow has been paid for .HAHA

So guys come one come all, and die in jaipur, even the wood in jaipur is cheaper than in metros like Mumbai.

What do u say to my offer !!!!!

KAMAL MAHTANI

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