Postmortem Of An Argument.....

You’ve got mail. Read my inbox.

I knew exactly who had mailed. I convinced myself that I dint want to read it. No, not at all. Never.
well,.ok, maybe I ll just peek and see what he has to say now. .

So, I open it. and saw a single line….

“ its been two whole days , darling. Are u still angry with me? “

I fumed. I really thought I shouldn’t reply. No. Do not! well, maybe just this once....but i promise never again...

so, I reply with…” don’t ‘darling’ me, ok. Yes, I’m still angry.”

two seconds later, the reply came, “ so, darling, you are still not talking to me , I take it? do you by any chance remember why exactly we fought this time? Because I ve got no clue at all.”

The jerk! He doesn’t even remember. But how can I forget? I can never forget in my entrire life, the look on his face when he uttered those words! No never. Omigawd! he said the word and now doesnt even remember it!

I: “ I do remember the exact word. And the exact moment you said it.”

He : “And what exactly was that word and that life-shattering moment?”

I: “Well, if you don’t know, then u don’t have to know. Don’t act smart ok.”

He : No, pls pls tell me. I really want to know. I only remember you giving me coffee and then suddenly you walking into the bedroom and slamming the door to my face! its all a blur, really.”

I: “Well,ok. Remember, I made you coffee that day? and you drank the lot of it staring at the TV....u were watching some football thingy. And then...then when I asked you how it tasted, you said “ ok” . hello!!! I mean. What OK??? I ,with so much effort , make coffee for you, even when I had worked the entire day and the previous night as well.... And you say OK!!!! You are so insensitive ! U r such a jerk.”

He: “No need for the adjectives , really. but, I dint mean it like that. it was just that I was preoccupied. Why do you make big issues of such things???”

I: “Hello??? Remember who makes big issues of trivial things. You do. Remember the time I said your new iphone wasnt half as extra-ordinary as you claimed it was. And how angry you got. You sulked for the rest of the day.”

He: “ well, that was for just one day. What about you, you sulked for the whole week when I said Federer would defeat Nadal. What about that?? P.S - and i was right, fedu did beat nadal that time....”

I: “ @@@@$$$$$$$$%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%. now, dont crow ok. see dint i say nadal will overtake fed in the world rankings. look whos world No:1. now!”

He : “%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%@@@@@@@@#######################”

Finally, an weary him said. “ I’m sorry. My fault. I will henceforth appreciate every coffee you serve me with. and hail Nadal!.”

And, I being the sweet natured person that I am, ( naa naa, no pun intended at all) said,” ok. Forgiven. “

Him : “So now be a good girl and meet me outside. “

I : “you first”

Him : lets call a Truce! At the count of three, we shall both open the doors of our rooms and come running out in slow motion in true filmy style.”

I : sigh!

So, at the count of three, two doors in the same apartment opened and two idiots looked and grinned at each other sheepishly ( hubby and me, I mean) . And then we moved towards each other, shook hands and hugged. ( as was our kiss-and-make-up routine )


Well, allz well….until our next argument , that is.

 

thanks mickey for the prompt fb!

 

thanks sou for the fb!

 

dats very sweet of u satchi!

well, ahem...you know once in a while.... :hide: