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Discussion in 'Relationship With In-Laws' started by smritisinha, Nov 6, 2012.

  1. smritisinha

    smritisinha Platinum IL'ite

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    Hi everyone,

    I don't know whether a thread for husbands / wives / in-laws jokes / funny experiences should be posted here, or in the jokes and forwarded messages column, but since, the audience for these jokes / experiences visit this page more often, I thought may be I can add it here. Mods, please move the thread if it is in the wrong place.

    Disclaimer - This thread is meant only for humour and fun. It, in no way suggests, that we are / could be diminishing the importance of a good family life post-marriage. Please don't take offence, anyone. Its to lighten up the mood ONLY. If anyone finds the content inappropriate, I'm sorry.

    Okay, so here I go -

    We have a lot of fun at poor husbands expense (by threads like scared husbands, chef husbands, most unromantic things your husband did, etc) or at the in-laws expense (how to turn deaf, etc), so I thought why not add a thread for the funniest and crackiest husbands / wives /in-laws jokes or silliest ever experiences with them, which made you :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

    I'll start with a joke -
    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned.

    The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.

    However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

    After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.

    He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

    One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.

    He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?'

    'My darling' she replied,' I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek. :crazy:biglaugh:biglaugh:crazy
     
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    Applemoon Silver IL'ite

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    :rotflha ha ha ha
     
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    anugamit Platinum IL'ite

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    Nice thread......:)

    What do you do if you miss your MIL??

    Answer : RELOAD, AND TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    veeramachaneni Platinum IL'ite

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    My Turn.

    MIL asks DIL : why are you wearing glasses each and every time you look at me?
    DIL : Doctor told me to wear glasses every time I get Head ache :)
     
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    This one was narrated by Raju Shrivastav. You may already know it:

    It was in Mumbai, during floods due to rains. A man asks his friend, "My wife and my mother are drowning. Whom shall I save?".
    The friend replies, "Save your mother first."
    Man: Why?
    Friend: Your wife is young. Someone will definitely save her.
     
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    How does a Mother in Law change a light bulb?

    Ans - She holds the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around!!!! :rotfl
     
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    anugamit Platinum IL'ite

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    I have never made a fool of my MIL.

    I just leave her to display her natural talents herself. :lol:
     
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    anugamit Platinum IL'ite

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    Where did you get that from dear. Me and DH are :rotfl.

     
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    Great Google Works. :cheers
     
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