Little Hearts

Today i was browsing few of the Blogs and found something intresting hope you all would like this -

Some people come into our lives and quickly go,
Some people move our souls to dance,
They awaken us to understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom,
Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon,
They stay in our lives for a while,
and leave footprints in our heart....

 

Thanks mahila and krishnamma
I hope you people will like this one also i have a collection of sweet nice feelings which i keep sharing with all of you and hope i dont bore all of you
please read on ..


FOR WOMEN ONLY..................


caution:: Please follow at your own risk FOR WOMEN ONLY...............
(tho men can read if they promise not to be critical......even in their comments)


Hi girls!!!
I am gonna share my experience with you.
I am considered an expert on this in my inlaws family!!
There is one thing which always puzzles me about women!
I cant understand women saying that they cant handle their men…men are such babies. Here, I talk specifically about husbands, coz the rest are non consequential!
And handling them is sooooooooooooooo easy!!
believe me. they are All you need is to know the few basic rules one must follow and some facts one has to accept.

BASIC FACTS
There are 2 basic facts all women must realize!
1.MEN ARE SIMPLE!!
.They may be geniuses where their workplace is concerned and have an IQ of 150, but where the practicalities of life are concerned they are babes in the wood!
There is only one word to describe them...SIMPLE. The sooner you accept this, the better it will be for you. Don’t expect any sense from them (hey men...don’t scowl! I told you tis only for women!!!)
2. SECOND basic fact is that men think with their b.............and not with their brains. ( I hope I am not banned from the iland. Well me is not gonna talk about it. Unless of course we women can meet and go yakkity yak!! Some day some place!!
Once you accept these basic facts half the battle is over!!

Then.... there are certain DONTS and one DO

DONTS

Rule 1.
NEVER EVER argue with a man. That would be sending him directly into the arms of the opposite army. Don’t argue!! Puzzled?? Don’t be....let me give you a small example.
He wants to buy a house in the locality you don’t like???.
If you reason with him, he will be defensive!!
If you get angry he will become adamant!
If you discuss in front of friends he is insulted!!
If you discuss in private he is a closed wall!!
So what are you to do???
Simple.
Agree with him. Isn’t he the most wonderfully logical person in the world??.
Bat those thick lashes at him and widen your eyes into an innocent look!
Tell him that you trust him absolutely.
Remind him about all the times he was right.
Kindly don’t throw his foolishness’ (I am sure there must be plenty) in his face.
When he is lulled into reasonable complacence and he is puffing up his ( puny, flabby, muscular ) chest in pride..............strike!!!
Look at him soulfully that maybe the south side of the city........................ flutter flutter!!!
You know the butter wouldn’t melt in the mouth look!!! hehehe
Voila!!.the house is yours!!.
Rule 2.
Never treat him like a husband!! They hate to be treated like one!!
Play games with him. Keep him mystified. Be unpredictable (don’t they always say women are unpredictable??) well live upto your reputation!
You want an example?? Ok lemme give you one.
Husband comes home. Bell rings. You leap to open the door??
Flash your prettiest smile and let him in??
DON’T……..leap, open the door ...but,only a crack!!
Ask in your most mysterious flirty voice”who is it?’.
He will invariably say “ me”(Isnt there only one ‘me’ in the whole world?? Heheh )
You say”Who me??”
He says”your husband”
You pout” prove it…”
The game brings a smile to every mans face…he can think of various ways to prove it and all are delightful!! (at least for him). After this the dinner is not important!!!
DO
I will give you only one DO!!!
DO EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU WANT HIM TO DO!!
Aaila!! Even to me it is sounding complicated!
Well it is not!!
You want him to spend less?? You start spending more.(He will plead with you to mind the money)
You want him to eat out?? Start cooking food with a vengeance at home (hope you are not a very good cook.he will do anything to get away from your lovinly coked home made food)
Want him to arrange a holiday?? Invite all HIS relatives over for the weekends!!(He will be bored silly. Next weekend he will be dying to escape ‘em)

wait for the next lesson!!!
(folks tis serious fun so take it as such!!)

 

hi
very cute one simple and conveys the meaning so nicely