SArdar is back

hi Karthika,

nice one u tried to make me sardarji well go on

padma

It was so fun to read all the jokes.
Here are few from me:-

In an office, a girl liked her sardar colleague very much. After waiting for months for him to propose her, she finally gathered courage and proposed him to marry her. The sardar replied, 'I am really sorry. In our family, we only marry our relatives. So, I can't marry you.'
The girl was surprised and sad.
To solve her confusion he said, 'See, my father married my mother, my brother married my bhabhi, so I have to marry my wife....'



Santa and Banta met after a long time.
Santa: "A B, A B, A B,..."
Banta: "what?"
Santa: "Long time no "C" yaar!"

hi Rashi,

its soooo good marry own relative

padma

very good jokes! Enjoyed it

Sriniketan

hi,

Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"

bye
padma

These are some hi_tech inventions of sardar;

1. Waterproof towel
2. Solar powered torch
3.Book on how to read
4.Pedal powered wheelchair
5.Umbrella with holes to see its raining or not.

A SArdar was waiting at the bus stand
A man on a bike suddenly stops near him and asks him - " Do u want a Lift?"

Guess wht the sardar told him :
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He said " no thanks .Thank god my house is in the ground floor "

One Day at midnight a sardar walks into the forest with a soap .................................................. .................................................. ...................

Do u knw WHY????????????????????????
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"HAMAM" Irukka Enna Bayam ????
(y shd he get scared whn he has Hamam to protect him)

A sardarji was watching Tv with his wife.
suddenly he got up and searched the whole house.
Finally sat down scratching his head.
His wife asked 'why r u doiun like this"?
Sardar said "Oye, there is a secret camera in our house,else how'll the Tv guy say correctly that "you are watching star movies".

karthiga.

NASA Sent A Sardar On Moon.
He Set In. After Going Half Way He Returned Back.
And Shouted.. Oye..!
Menu Ullu Samajh Rakha Hai Kya...?
Aaj AMAVASYA Hai..
There Is No Moon.




1 Sardar Ki WATCH Kharaab Ho Jati Hai,
WTTCH Kholke Dekhta Hai To Ander Macchar Mara Hota Hai,

Sardar:- Ye Le... Chalegi Kaise..?
Driver To Mara Pada Hai...