jokes--LOL

Great Lawyers
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.


Is your brain stuck on some problem?

Be happy! It is a good proof that you have a brain.



regards
pia

Well shared jokes with intellectual thoughts from our pial....

Judge asks the convict....

Do you accept the guilt...

Yes my lord,

if You too accept that showing the gun to safeguard our safety when in danger.

I too did the same and police have booked me for threatening ....

Enjoyed the jokes from pia and Subbu Sir.

sriniketan

Thanks to sirniketan for feedbacks...

To add a few more.....

He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Subbu

very nice one, Subbu Sir,
really enjoyed it

sriniketan

Yes dear sriniketan, interactions and feedbacks are the back bones of the forums.

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Experience preferred. (in months or years?)

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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. (howwww sweeeet)

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.(wow! A free trip to heaven?)
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. (uh...huh!)

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.(nice work!)

cya.....subbu