Mumbai/Navi Mumbai Express - Chalo! Chalo!!

Wah Bhai Wah!!!
MUMBAI METRO RAIL NETWORK
The four routes of the Mumbai Metro Rail Network wil be financed by the Japan Bank for International Cooperation.
Charkop – Bandra 19kms
Bandra – Mankhurd 20kms
Andheri (E) – Dahisar (E) – 18kms
BKC- Kanjur Marg – 20kms


Vada Pav, Missal Pav or Cutting zaldi.. bahut maza aaya yeh khabar sunkar.. Demaag tanda ho gaya.

Sahas Isse Bolthe Hain
BAAP KA MAUT BETA KA PARIKSHA (X STD)
A 15 year old boy lost his ailing pop yesterday. Before his father touched heaven, he had asked his son not to miss his exams even if he breathes his last. Dutiful son, held himself high, gave his exams and returned home to peform the funeral rights. The Centre Head says, the boy had no tears in his eyes and was not looking for any emotional anchor. May be he had realized, he has become the Man of the house overnight and the burden of the family has quietly fallen on his tender shoulders.. God.. give him strength and courage and do help him as you always do.

Dhamaal Khabar

MODERATOR VANDANA MADAM’S REQUEST

Just Vandana peeped in last night to tell we need to add some Kokum Sherbet and SugarCane Juice to the menu available in the train. I Immediately noted down her request and have implemented it too. Her request has been a bit loud I think.. Kya hua? Our BMC officials also wanted to serve Kokum Sherbet as a welcome drink .. For the past two days the drink has not been served. A Curious Cat called “Meeoo” told me that the cans have been lopped up by rodents.. he he.. yes my dear friends.. the rodents moving merrily in the BMC office has lopped up this newly found tasty drink…
BMC is busy cleaning Mumbai city from rodents.. they forgot clean their home .. hain na..


Apun Ka Mumbai / Navi Mumbai Express mein koi chua nahin… Sherbet se leke chai thak miltha hain.. Do board this train everyday…

Sahas Isse Bolthe Hain


BAAP KA MAUT BETA KA PARIKSHA (X STD)


A 15 year old boy lost his ailing pop yesterday. Before his father touched heaven, he had asked his son not to miss his exams even if he breathes his last. Dutiful son, held himself high, gave his exams and returned home to peform the funeral rights. The Centre Head says, the boy had no tears in his eyes and was not looking for any emotional anchor. May be he had realized, he has become the Man of the house overnight and the burden of the family has quietly fallen on his tender shoulders.. God.. give him strength and courage and do help him as you always do.

Hi Mals,

Just now got to see this thread...
Will go thru the whole and come back to you.

By the way, it requires mental strength for that young chap to write exams jsut after his dad's death.....But from personal experience,I can say...this incidents make you stronger....
Prayers and wishes for that boy.....
Bye

Originally Posted by malspie

Sahas Isse Bolthe Hain
BAAP KA MAUT BETA KA PARIKSHA (X STD)
A 15 year old boy lost his ailing pop yesterday. Before his father touched heaven, he had asked his son not to miss his exams even if he breathes his last. Dutiful son, held himself high, gave his exams and returned home to peform the funeral rights. The Centre Head says, the boy had no tears in his eyes and was not looking for any emotional anchor. May be he had realized, he has become the Man of the house overnight and the burden of the family has quietly fallen on his tender shoulders.. God.. give him strength and courage and do help him as you always do.

GRP Cops Hai Hai!!!
DO NOT KNOW LAW THEN SHELL MONEY OUT TO THE COPS
GRP (Govt. Railway Police) of CST (Chhatrapathi Shivaji Terminus) have come up with a unique way of making money from aam janatha who is ignorant of the kanoon of hamara bharat mahaan. Kya bolthi hain? Curious, read on… Instead of checking your bags these people stop commuters who board long distance trains on the pretext of bag inspection (which is mandatory now – bomb scare and all that..). The snatch the cell phones of the commuters and check for porn clippings. If they find one.. they immediately take them to a khopchi (corner) and threaten the victims to be prepared for an arrest or an official fine of lakhs of rupees. Another Police pretends to take down the victims name and contacts. Victims are asked to shell out anything from Rs.1000/- to Rs.3500/- depending upon the number of clippings I suppose.. One of the harried Commuters reported the matter to the press and our famous Mumbai Mirror caught GRP’s in action.
Now we all know that the law permits you to store a clipping on your cell but does not permit you to circulate it. So next time you have one on your cell, you do not have the shell out your hard earned money to those policemen. You know what does Hamara Bharaat Ka Kanoon Says..


Kya.. Ek Kokum Sherbet la re.. Vandana Madam bhi aayi hain.. Kashi ahes ga thu..

Kahan Se Aaye Ithne Paise


Famous Spiritual Guru Cheated


Spiritual Guru Kirit Fatania (often seen him on Television channels) was duped by a couple to a whooping amount of Rs. 3.5 crore promising 5% interest per month as returns. According to the police a few other followers of the guru have also been cheated. A complaint is lodged with the EOW.
Lekin yeh baat samajh mein nahin aatha ki aadhyathmik guruji ke paas itna paisa kahan se aaya… Hume tho kehte hain ki paisa moh ki cheez hain isse duur hi rehna… Arree woh purana kahawat yaad aa gaya .. “Haathi ke khane ki daath alagh, aur dikhane ki daath alagh”


Apna Mumbai / Navi Mumbai Express.. Khabron ka silsila zaari hain..

Yeh khabar zham gaya


State-Of-The-Art Toilets


MMRDA will construct 30,000 state-of-the-art modern toilets and will be free of cost for the users. The project of constructing these swanky toilets is supposed to complete by2008. There will be separate toilets for children, handicapped citizens, women and senior citizens. Oh! Yes! These toilets will have bathroom facilities too.

Sunke dil khus hua… Ek Vada Pav, lasoon chatni marke and ek cutting bhi la re.

Rula dene Wali Khabar


Aayi Holi aur de gayi gham,

Few of the Mumbaikars who went ahead ignoring all the warnings of the season to play holi with toxic colours are fighting a battle with life trying to save their skin and eyes. Few have got rashes on the skin and many have also incurred irrepariable eye damages. Some were innocent victims of balloons aimed at them resulting in swollen and damaged eyes.

Holi mein pehle jaisa maza nahin raha…

Hee heee I like that haathi wallah kahawat...

Thanks

Originally Posted by malspie

Kahan Se Aaye Ithne Paise


Famous Spiritual Guru Cheated


Spiritual Guru Kirit Fatania (often seen him on Television channels) was duped by a couple to a whooping amount of Rs. 3.5 crore promising 5% interest per month as returns. According to the police a few other followers of the guru have also been cheated. A complaint is lodged with the EOW.
Lekin yeh baat samajh mein nahin aatha ki aadhyathmik guruji ke paas itna paisa kahan se aaya… Hume tho kehte hain ki paisa moh ki cheez hain isse duur hi rehna… Arree woh purana kahawat yaad aa gaya .. “Haathi ke khane ki daath alagh, aur dikhane ki daath alagh”


Apna Mumbai / Navi Mumbai Express.. Khabron ka silsila zaari hain..