My experiments with dieting!....a disaster yet memorable!

"Oh Ann you look so charming in tht colourful saree ( just realised it was a saree to me it looked more like a bedsheet )!"
Thus opened the party with half the men and women at the party drooling at Ann and her drap! I just couldn't help feeling spitful and insecure:spin! I knew this ANN (except i Knew her at college as the crap looking gal who looked like she was on the verge of terminal Cachexia, nd btw her name was Annamma then :rant). I was the butterfly clever/attractive/affluent!! Well, with her new found identity and "model" figure she seemed to have attained a new status! I am sure her presence at the party made many wives have sleepless nights:hide:! Of all the people Annamma in the limelight...no way...this was way too much:my2cents! I could hear in the background "shezz such a gem, a wonderful lady'!!!
However grounded and level headed I might make myself appear to be, I have to admit that I am not devoid of "envy" which makes me rightfully a women!" Green with envy" I marched home after this lousy party (all others except me didnt find it lousy though!). And as if to answer my thoughts my DH blabbers ''Ann is a women of substance" !
Annamma I corrected...and what substance may I know?"...to which he thought it wise to keep mum!
My husband found me unusually quiet and even offered me a glass of water with a paracetamol! OK, so envy indeed was written bold and clear on my face !

In bed I deceided (i make most of my important decisions in bed:biglaugh, I was determined.....as I kept tossing and turning all I culd think of was Kareena Kapoor and her Zero figure!The very next morning I had the internet (the saviour of all problems) on! I started the day with luke warm water honey and lime and follwed it by combinations of grapefruit/cucumbers/salads/juices etc. In the evening I wore my new Nike trainers on (spent Dhirams 310 in the morning :bonk) and went for a long walk down the Corniche! This went on for the next 4 days...I was determined u see!!My husband was on a business tour so no interuptions from his side. The 5th day, time for my walk...I had this nausea feeling! But who could care! I reached Corniche, I felt my palms cold and sweaty! I was gasping by now...before I blacked out I just had time to make a quick call and as luck would have it Annamma's (thzz how i had saved it) number was the first number on the list! I was barely audible and between gasps I told her where I was and how i was feeling! I collapsed on a bench nearby, my fellow joggers attented to me and soon Annamma with her husband was near my side and rushed me to the nearest hospital. I was on drips and was discharged the next day! They stayed back at the hospital the whole night and she took an off the next day to make sure I was comfortably reached home on my discharge!
The door bell rang and in came my husband looking totally confused, I was looking pale and sick! I narrated my story and he couldn't help bursting out into giggles! He said " you are good the way you are, 62 kgs for a 5 3" isn't too bad! Who the hell put this in your mind to go"ZERO". U look like a ghost from those horror films!"
The next day I called Ann, thanked her and realised what made her the apple of everyones eye! It was her golden heart!:idea Somebody rightly said "A person is only beautiful, when their own beauty, is reflecting on to others!":clap