At A �PAKISTAN� Bus Stand, An American Doctor got Heart Attack mg:after Reading a Book's Name..!! Guess The Name Of that Book..??thinkingsmiley . . . �How to Become A DOCTOR in 30Days�.. Rs 150/ :biglaugh :rotfl:rotfl
1 hand On Steering Wheel, 1 Hand Out Window ~ USA . 1 Hand On Steering And 1 Hand On Horn ~ Japan . 1 Hand On Horn, 1 Hand On Gear, Listening Loud Music, 1 Ear On Cell, 1 Foot On Acceleration, Nothing On Break And Both Eyes On Female In Next Car ~ INDIA After all We are Multi Talented People noh...laugh1smiley
The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, notdonesmiley"Son, you know eating all those chocolates isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat." The boy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.' The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 chocolate bars at a time?" The little boy answered, "No, he minded his own damn business!" :tongue :biglaugh :rotfl:rotfl
Wife to Husband : I have heard that husband and wife are not allowed to stay together in heaven. Is it true? :confused2: Husband: You fool, that's why it is called heaven...:hide: :biglaugh:rotfl:rotfl
After a terrible fight.. Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after that, I will permanently go to my mother's house...:twisted: . . Husband: "TAXI"...:mrgreen: :biglaugh :rotfl:rotfl
Once A Girl Askd Her Bf : Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height & Distance But Not Love, Friendship & Trust? :confused2: . Boy Thought For A While . . . Took Her In His Arms, Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said Look, DONT Eat My Brain! :twisted: I Have Already Failed In Physics... :biglaugh
Bio ma'am - Bcoz of d change in hormones a fruit get ripens & falls off the tree... . . . .. . Student- mg:Poor Newton! notdonesmileyHe thought its bcoz of Gravity... :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
A lady buys new Sim card. To surprise husband, She goes to the Kitchen, & calls "HI DARLING". :queen He says ":shhh: call u later dear.The devil Is in kitchen :bonk :rotfl:rotfl
A man is traveling in a forest, and suddently encounters a lion. With no way to escape, he kneels down 2 pray 2 God for deliverence. :shaking: After praying, he stands up and he sees the lion kneeling, and praying.mg: The man asks what are you doing? :confused2: The lion replies, I always pray to God before eating a meal...;-) :biglaugh
A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her with the dishes, but did not get a response. She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work. She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played with his hair softly, sweetly and..... *PHATTTAKK* ....slapped his face!!! The husband got up with a shockand asked what happened??!?! then wife showed him her phone which showed.... "Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago" laugh1smiley Technology .. :biglaugh
