Very Funny Differences Between Men And Women!! :)

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  1. Angellic

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    Very Funny Differences Between Men And Women!! :)

    1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.



    2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. [​IMG]


    3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


    4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.


    5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.


    6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.


    7. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.


    8. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


    9. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage. :exactly:


    10. Most often men start a conversation and women finish it..


    11. There is no possibility of a woman admitting her mistake,however,the last man who admitted his mistake was the one who created women..


    12. Women look great in hats whereas men look like ring masters in a circus show..


    13. If you tell a woman you purchased a new car she will immediately ask you “what’s the color of the car..??..”..Tell the same thing to a man and he will ask you “what sort it is”.. :exactly:


    14. Seek an explanation from a man on any topic under the sky and he will do that,at the most,in a sentence ..And now ask a woman-”what’s the capital of your country..” you will get the reply in paragraphs..[​IMG]


    15. If you are lost in a street and ask a woman to guide you somewhere,she will give you directions via shops..And if you ask a man,he will give you directions via pubs.. [​IMG]

    ROFL : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzW-4cDktB4

    PS : Just read it on FB so thought of sharing it...


    With love,
    Angellic :)

     
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    haha good one Angelic.
     
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  3. Angellic

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    Hey thanks alot rajinitk4 :)
     

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