:rantTeacher:"what tense is 'i am beautiful"? Student:"Past tense mam". A MILLIONAIRE DIED AND WENT KNOKKING AT THE HEAVENLY GATES. "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" ASKED YAMA DHARMA. " IWANT TO GET IN", WAS THE REPLY YAMA SHRUGGED, "WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE THAT ENTITLES YOU TO ADMISSION?". MILL:THE MILLIONARE THOUGHT,"WELL" HE SAID FINALLY" I SAW A POOR WOMAN ON BROADWAY THE OTHER DAY, AND I GAVE HER TWO RUPEES AND THERE'S A POOR CRIPPLED NEWSBOY IN OUR NEIGHBOURHOOD. A FEW WEEKS AGO I GAVE HIM A RUPEE." YAMA CHECKED WITH CHITRAGUPTA. THE TWO RUPEES TO THE POOR WOMAN AND A RUPEE TO THE NEWSBOY WERE MARKED DOWN TO THE MILLIONARIES CREDIT. "WHAT ELSE?" YAMAA ASKED. "THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK OF" "CHITHRAGUPTHA!" YAMAA ASKED."WHAT DO YOU THINK WE OUGHT TO DO WITH THIS GUY?" "OH!" CHITRAGUPTHA SAID," GIVE HIM BACK HIS THREE RUPEES AND TELL HIM TO GO TO THE HELL."
