Laugh Your Way to Health

Wooow nice thread Coolblues..
Here is my update..
Some funny one liners, Enjoy..


[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cheque.

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

[12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

[21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

[23] Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

[24] Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..

[25] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[26] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[27] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

 

coolblues, sindurak

I was thinking of starting a laughter club here and you are already with one! good thread coolblues.

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Santa and Banta were studying late night. Their watch was not working.
Santa: What is the time?
Banta picks up a stone and throws it to the gate of neighbour's house.
A lady from neighbour's house shouted: You fools, it is 3 'o clock. Why don't you sleep?​

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Arjun: I can shoot eye of a bird!

Rajni : Thats nothing.. I can shoot bird's eye's cell's mitochondria protein's amino acid's base pair's hydrogen bond

Arjun and dronacharya faint

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Bank sent letter to Santa "Your loan repayments are outstanding"

Santa happily replies : "Thanks for your compliments"


Wish you all a good day!

 

Thanks for sharing such great laughing post..

 

Nice post. Laughing really helps to lessen your stress

 

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What a thread......All are nice......I am still rolling.

 

One short funny story..

Never Lie to a Woman
A man called home to his wife and said, " Honey,I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"

" Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. "​

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.​

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.​

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?​

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"

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The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ..."​

Never Lie To A Woman...!!! ​

;-)Harhar

 

wow! enjoyed the post sindhurak.

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