A WOMAN's VIEWS !!!

> > Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

> A: Puppies grow up.

>

> Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?

> A: Because they are...

>

> Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?

> A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

>

> Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit

> the ground first?

> A: Who cares?????.....

>

> Q: What did God say after he created man?

> A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

>

> Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?

> A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

>

> Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

> A: i) no mind ii) no business

>

> Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

> A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

>

> Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?

> A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

>

> Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

> A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no

> intention of driving.

>

> Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?

> A: Exchange him!!

>

> Q: Why do men like smart women?

> A: Opposites attract.

>

> Pass this on to some women who need a laugh..

> and to men who can handle it!