Some sms jokes

Name the animal which is exactly like a dog but walks on 3 legs .
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the answer is

"Nondi Naai" --(lame dog )


Black is a colour
White is also a colour
But

Black and white Tv is not a COLOUR TV

I enjoyed the second one very much.
sriniketan

What is the height of Mixed emotions?
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If ur enemy falls from the 7th floor on top of ur Brand New Mercedes car wht will u do
Will u or cry