::marketing::

hi all, i saw this cute joke about marketing n juz forwarding it for fun..hope 2 see a smile from u....

A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:


1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

I am very rich. Marry me! - That's Direct Marketing



2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:

He's very rich. Marry him. - That's Advertising



3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get

her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:

Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me. - That's Telemarketing



4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and

pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her,

pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me? - That's Public Relations



5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says:

You are very rich! Can you marry me? - That's Brand Recognition



6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

I am very rich. Marry me! She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback



7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

I am very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband.

That's demand and supply gap



8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before

you say anything, another person come and tell her:

I'm rich. Will you marry me? and she goes with him -

That's competition eating into your market share



9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and before you say:

I'm rich, Marry me! Your wife arrives. -

That's restriction from entering new markets