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Old 2nd July 2007, 05:59 AM
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Hi everybody,
Enjoy this joke.......

Before Marriage - - -

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.


She: Do you want me to leave?


He: NO! Don't even think about it.


She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?


He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top.

Hope all of you got the message!


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Old 2nd July 2007, 06:12 AM
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Ha HA ha ha
Cant' stop laughing.Good one Sudha

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Old 2nd July 2007, 09:08 AM
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I liked it very much the way they arranged the answers.
good ones.
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Old 2nd July 2007, 09:19 AM
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Ha ha! That was a clever questionnaire!

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Old 2nd July 2007, 09:59 AM
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That was hilarious!

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A real cheeky one!
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hi sudha. u have a good sense of humour.thats nice and funny. ha ha ha
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Nice post................
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Very Nice.
It is very much true after the Marriage!!
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Hey sudha,

nice post!!!
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