SMs jokes

Teacher : Y is honesty the best policy?
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Student : Bec there is hardly any competition.
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When words are not just enuff to express ur feelings

Dont think u r in LOVE


You just have to attend a english speaking course!!!!!!!!
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A boy throws a bottle of Bournvita out of the window.
A cat sees and buries it under the ground.Why?


And:its "CAT Buries(cadbury's) Bournvita
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Never Kiss a Nurse,She will say "Next Pls"
Never Kiss a Police woman,She will say "Hands Up "
Always Kiss a Teacher , COZ

She will say "Repeat it 5 times "
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John to his friend: My father can lift 8 people with one finger!!!
friend : Wow!!! how is it possible?
John : he is a lift operator .
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Thought for the day!
An ant may be small,but it can bite on ur ass.............................

Can u biteon its ass ??
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Pls dont underestimate others!!!!!
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