Just like dad-jokes

The bride ,upon her engagement went to her mother and said,"ive found a man just like father!""So her mother replied,"so what do you want from me,sympathy?"

The doctor took his patient into his office and said"I have some good news and some bad news".The patient said"Give me the Good news".The Doctor said,"They're going to name a disease after you"

During the wedding rehearsal,the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:”Look I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows.When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ‘love,honour and obey’and ‘be faithful to her forever’,I’d would appreciate it if you’d just leave that out.”


On the day of the wedding,when it time for the groom’s vows,the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said”will you promise to prostate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish,serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before god and your lovely wife that you will not ever look at another woman,as long as both shall live?”

The groom gulped and looked around and said in a tiny voice,”yes”,then leaned toward the pastor and hissed:”I thought we had a deal”the pastor put a $100 bill into the groom’s hand and whispered:”She made me a better offer”

Good One!!

hi Bhargavi,
enjoyed------

bye

cant stop laughing

Good one that too the 3rd one.
Sriniketan

Dear Bharghavi

Very nice ones, had a good laugh.

Regards
Priya

Dear Puni,padmatvt,pabmamadhavan,sriniketanand priya amarnath
Thank you all for your feedback.

Hey bhargavi

nice ones

Thankyou
Keep smiling

Originally Posted by slp807

Hey bhargavi

nice ones