Would be so nice !!

The IRS decides to audit Ralph, and summons him to theIRS office. The IRS auditor is not surprised whenRalph shows up with his attorney.



The auditor says, "Well, sir, you have an extravagantlifestyle and no full-time employment, which youexplain by saying that you win money gambling. I'mnot sure the IRS finds that believable."



"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph.



"How about a demonstration? "



The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Goahead."



Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that Ican bite my own eye."



The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's abet."



Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it.



The auditor's jaw drops.



Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollarsthat I can bite my other eye"



The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takesthe bet. Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye.



The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered andlost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness.



He starts to get nervous.



"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll betyou six thousand dollars that I can stand on one sideof your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on theother side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."



The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but helooks carefully and decides there's no way this guycan manage that stunt, so he agrees again.



Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, butalthough he strains mightily, he can't make the streamreach the wastebasket on other side, so he pretty muchurinates all over the desk.



The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has justturned a major loss into a huge win. But Ralph'sattorney moans and puts his head in his hands.



"Are you okay?" the auditor asks. "Not really," saysthe attorney. "This morning, when Ralph told me he'dbeen summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousanddollars that he could come in here and pee all overyour desk and that you'd be happy about it."

Hi Heena,

again great first time i am going through this forum


padma

hi heena

again its great

padma