Degrees of Egoism -
Q: What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
A: I, Iyer, Iyengar.
Q: What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
A: Million Iyer
Q: What is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?
A: Telan-gana-mana
Q: What is the most famous jingle in A.P ?
A: A.P days are here again ...
Q:How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
A:M - O yet another O N.
Q: What is a dynamic malayalee called ?
A: Pheno-Menon.
Q: Whydid the malayalee crossed the road ?
A: Simbly.