School Absence Excuse Notes

Hi Ladies,


These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected
by schools from all over the country in South Africa.

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take
P.E. today. Please execute him.

2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and
I had her shot.

3. DearSchool: Please ekscuse John being absent on
Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is
administrating.

5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken
out of his face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing
football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has
been bothered by very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his
side.

10. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very
loose vowels.

11. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He
had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the sh1ts. [words in ()'s
were crossed out.]

12. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He
had diarrhea and his boots leak.

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his
bust.

14. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's
fault.

15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas
shopping because I don't know what size she wear.

16. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday.
We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and
when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have
to attend her funeral.

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was
tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He
had a cold and could not breed well.

20.Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She
was in bed with gramps.

21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gang-
over.

22. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the
doctor.


Enjoy!!


Regards,
Sharika

That was truly hilarious.....I was trying to remember if I had sent any such leave letters....haha

Thanks, you made a damp morning sunny with laughter..

ambika