Bihari Nomenclature

No Offense Meant / No debate invited - ))
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A man from Bihar was away from his wife for four years while his wife
was in bokaro (Bihar). At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to
his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son.

His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this "Happy
event" happened when he had not seen his wife for four years... The
man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the wife
when men are away.

The colleagues asked him, "What name will you give to the son?"

The man explained, "If its the second neighbour who has taken care,
then the name would be "DIVEDI"; If it is the third neighbour then it
would be "TRIVEDI", If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be
"CHATURVEDI"; If its the fifth neighbour then it would be PANDEY...

After listening to this, questions followed.

What if it is a mixture of neighbours? "Then the boy would be named
MISHRA"...

And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour?
"Then it would be SHARMA"...

But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour? "Then
the name of the child would be GUPTA"...

If she does not remember the name then? "It is YAAD-AV..."

But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape? "Then it will
be named DOSHI"....

Finally, if the child happened because of wife's burning desire for
Sex? Then he will be named JOSHI...

And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival?....
DESHPANDEY

interesting!!!!!!!!!!!