cheeni cum by captain johann's

They have metalled a new 100 feet road in our neighbourhood and it has become a walking lane in the morning for old folks in my neighbourhood Arekere/ulimavu area inspite of the typical roadside sights you see in a village.
My wife accompanies me during these walks unless her maid has not turned up or some other extra work she has.As she says "you are enjoying your retired life while for me the work load has only increased'.she is absolutely correct in this statement.
We find various people walking , some with their wives, some with their dogs of various sizes and colours. sometimes i find only gents as a group and some times ladies as a group.Soon one knows everyone by their face,their frowns,grimaces,smiles,thinking faces, etc.
My wife and i were discussing the recent amitabh starrerers "cheeniKum" and "Nishabd".This gave me ideas?
I notices a young smart lady normally coming with another older lady.I said to my wife this is one smart lady i can enjoy walking with as one can enjoy seeing her both from behind and upfront!! My wife started blaming amitabh for making every old hag into a dirty old man. I said i only enjoyed seeing.
suddenly i found i am missing this lady; if she missed my schedule due to some reason.May be she is sick,may be out of town, may be --.one started wondering.When i told this to my wife she just flared up.
You dirty old Man
1)does she know you fart in bed?
2) does she know your socks smell a mile?
3)does she know you throw your wet towels in the bed?
4)does she know you spend time only in seeing news channels?
5)does she know you have stopped reading newspapers only now due to the computer?
6) Does she know you use that cheap AXe/Jovan sexappeal which makes every lady to throw up?
7) does she know you have no sense of colour in your dresses?
By the way does she know that i have to remind you everyday for your 9PM drops for glaucoma?
Hey there is defenitely CHEENI KUM " IN MY LIFE?
The lady resembles the star Keira Knightly of the pirates in carribean shown below!!!!!!!!!!



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