Deadly PJs.... All New Ones....

Commit suicide at your own risk...

Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light.
On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.

Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??
Gulshan: No it is Grocer.

Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...

ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C
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Ek baar ek aadmi ek auto mein baithta hai aur ghar le jaane ko bolta hai..

Autowala, yeh dekhkar ki aadmi sheher mein naya hai,bahut ghumak phira ke le jaata hai aur bahut charge kar deta hai.
Ghar pahunchte pahunchte bahut der ho jaati hai aur andhera ho jaata hai.

Aadmi pehle se hi bahut frustrated hai aur ghar jaake dekhta hai ki bijli nahi hoti hai.
Par aadmi ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhayee deta hai. Kaise???

Kyonki autowala aadmi ko ULLOO bana deta hai aur usko raat ko sab kuch
saaf saaf dikhta hai.
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Ek Gaaon me Seeta aur Geeta do Behane rehati hai.
Dono ko ek baar nadi paar karanee hoti hai.
Seeta nadee me kudati hai aur tairake jaatee hai.
Geeta pool ke upar se chalake jaati hai.
Phir bhi Gaaon ke log bolate hai ki Seeta Geeta se jyada intellegent hai.
Kyon?
.
Socho.

Nahi pata?

Kyonki
Seeta ko Geeta se S.S.C ke exam me jyada marks milate hai.
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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI
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Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

shivji khush .

Prakat hue .

bole ...

puttar maang ...

maang kya chahiye tujhey !

bakth utha ...

bole shivji ...

mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !

shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

unhone kaha ... puttar .

tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...

kuch bada maang !

wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey . kuch dhang ka maang ... !

par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi . aap to mujhey guitar hi do !

shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage .. bole ..yaar tu

kuch aur maang .. guitar

na maang ...

wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye .. ab

shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down)

saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata :)
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And this is the latest one.... shayad padaa ho pehle but phir bhi enjoy....................

1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack
Matlab

scrolll down

DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???

Think......

Bit more.......

Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai...
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???

think
think

tired of thinking???

Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna mat"
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ok whats the opp of venky's..

venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

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A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?
because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

Just loved the pjs!
One more: Doc says: Your cough is getting better.
Patient: I've been practising all night!
Thanks for the laughs!
Sharada

I am glad you loved the PJs and it made you laugh. The doctor one is also good.

I will post more later.

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Cheers

You seem to be a very humorous person. Loved and Enjoyed all the PJ's.

Prema

I am a fun loving person. Thank you very much for nice words.

Keep reading,


Cheers