Men Are Hard To Please, Am I Right

Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely,he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely,he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't,he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him,he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET,he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him,he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him,he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him.,he says u don't Love him;
If u do!!he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't,he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him,u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE,u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL,it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him,u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....REGARDS SUNKAN

dear Sundari,
Good set of very true quotes......ha ha....enjoyed this one....
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL,it's BRAINS.
ha ha....thanks,....

hi
I think i have brought out the most accurate traits or thinking of a man.He does it exactly like that.I agree with u absolutely.

Hi
Each n every line is true but we still want them.

Yeah! it is true!
When you send this to them they would disagree and they will agree when the title goes like this--'women are hard to please "and even comment like this--- the depth of the ocean can be measured and not the women's mind.
Sriniketan