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Old 8th November 2005, 02:10 PM
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Hi!
This joke has been in circulation these days! I got it from my cousin. Not
sure if you guys have
read it but it is amusing…….

Amitabh : apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke
samne..
Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.

Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan ON
Computer Screen:
A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav

C. Azaruddin D. General Perverz Musharaff.

Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that
Santa will opt for A)
But Santa is still confused.
Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..50:50 and phone a
friend.
Santa: I think it is A, but am not sure.
Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm ap kya karna chahenge?
Santa : I would like to use 50:50?
Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..

Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options
which are: -

B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
C. Moh. Azharuddin.

Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the
computer has made this
mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go
on.

Now Santa is confused.

Santa: i would like to use the last life line phone a
friend..

Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?

Santa : "Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna
chahoonga...."

Amitabh Fainted !!!!!
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Old 9th April 2007, 05:23 AM
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Jaya
This is simply superb!
Still laughing...

Gayathri.
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Old 9th April 2007, 01:15 PM
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Hi,

This is really too good....

Regards,

Abha.
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