oye sardar balle balle

Some good ones here....



Sardar got into a bus on 1st April. When conductor asked for ticket he gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said :" April fool. I have pass."

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

Doctor to patient : Y o u will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.



2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from our auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Boss : Where were you born ?
Sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it