Signs of our times

Signs of our times!!!

Advertisement in Pune Shop:
Guitar, forsale...cheap...........no strings
attached.
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Sign in a bar: "Those ......drinking to
forget........ please pay in advance."
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Behind every great woman, there is a surprised man.
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A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all
the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed
single.
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Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
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When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave
up............. reading.
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My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need
glasses...?????????..He drinks straight out of the
bottle.
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I always leave an empty milk carton in the
refrigerator just in case someone wants Black Coffee.
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Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you
sleep alone.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is the fact that it has never tried to
contact us.
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Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative. More the success, more the
relatives.
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Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.
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A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough
or else they will never be.
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Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been
personally passed by the manager.
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Seen in railway station at Patna:
Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to khana free


madhu

Nice Ones!!
ENjoyed.

hahahaha,very nice

Nice ones Madhu
I enjoyed a lot
thanks for sharing

Ladies

madhu