Tell-A-Friend  |  Bookmark Us  |  Sign-Up  |  Help
 
 

Go Back   IndusLadies > Entertainment, Hobbies & Interests > Forward Messages & Jokes
 

Forgot username / password?
Register Now!

Notices

Reply Post New Thread
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 30th April 2007, 04:40 PM
Blondie's Avatar
Senior ILite
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
City: Herndon
State: Virginia
Country: United States
Posts: 426
Referrals: 0
Cool English Language

Language...




English as a second language



The European Commission has just announced an agreement
where by English will be the official language of the
European Union rather than German, which was the other
possibility.
As part of the negotiations Her Majesty's Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement
and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known
as "Euro-English".

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'.

Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of the 'k'.

This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one
less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year
when the troublesome 'ph' will be replased with the 'f'.

This will make words like 'fotograf' 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan
be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes
are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double leters
which have always been a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in
the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl will be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' be dropd from vords
kontaining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to
oza kombinations of letas.

After ziz fifz yer ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find
it ezi tu anderstand ech oza.

Ze drem of ze united urop vil finali kum tru!



Last edited by Blondie; 30th April 2007 at 04:56 PM. Reason: insert spaces
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 30th April 2007, 04:49 PM
Blondie's Avatar
Senior ILite
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
City: Herndon
State: Virginia
Country: United States
Posts: 426
Referrals: 0
Default Re: English Language

maybe this is why we see so many posts in the forums here in this format ??
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
ReplyPost New Thread

Thread Tools
Display Modes


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Lunatic Language [english For You] sunkan Forward Messages & Jokes 1 16th March 2008 08:31 AM
The English Language hasa Forward Messages & Jokes 1 4th March 2008 04:35 AM
Can The English Language Survive This Guy sunkan Forward Messages & Jokes 3 19th July 2007 01:22 AM
Language of Roses__ veenaissack123 Snippets of Life 0 17th July 2007 12:15 AM
Paste text in a language other than English mythili FAQs 1 14th July 2007 10:39 AM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:53 PM.