Sardar at His Best Part-1

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Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt uXchnged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower Berth..

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Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night,nobodyWill b there..............
Girl goes at night & really nobodywas there

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A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.After seeingthe Form He had gone to DELHI forFilling up. U know y?
FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business andSufferedhuge Loss.
Do u know what the business was? . . . . .
Heopened a Saloon in Punjab!.

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A Teacher lecturing on population –InIndia afterEvery 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar standsup- we must find & stop her!.

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Sardar-why r all these peoplerunning?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-Ifonly the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

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Sardarhad twins: he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. Disgusted Sardar named themTIRED&RETIRED!

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19 SARDARS WENT to a FILM. ASKING THEM Y THEY CAMEIN A BIG GROUP OF 19? THEY REPLIED THAT THEFILM WAS ONLY FOR ABOVE 18...

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A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's facein a funeral function, suddenly all relativesbeathim why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"


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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to whatto be filledin column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote:Yes!


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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

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Santa! Your daughter has died!
DepressedSardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't havea daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr: I'm Banta notsanta

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ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, "DARLING ONOUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?" HE SAYS"YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONENUMBER"

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Sardar found the answer to the most difficultquestionever - What will come first, Chicken oregg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.



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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rsback.!


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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U ThisPacket
Sardar:- why did u come so far.Instead ucould have posted it....

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What does a sardar do aftertaking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for anyspelling mistakes..