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Old 25th April 2007, 08:01 AM
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Default How old are u?

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"Icouldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "what's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. " I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty food, and never exercise".

" That's amazing," the woman said.

" How old are u?"

" twenty-six," he said.
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Old 26th April 2007, 07:18 AM
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hello


hey im just five
when i want to dance in the rain
im just ten
when i want to
go cycling along the roadside
im just fifteen
when i want to
write those poems on
love...to roses rainbow
trees or birds..
im just twenty
newly married
enjoying a honeymoon
caribeen is best i hear?
im just twenty plus
cajoling my kids..
im just thirty plus
sharing their school years
im just thirty plus plus
a lot of responsibilities
im just forty
a few strains of grey
hey there are not many
who grey so fast..!
going around in abandon
visiting people
as if they are flying away to the moon..!!
forty plus
understanding wife and mom..!1
writing for pleasure more..
forty plus plus...
why dont we just count backwards..?
menopause..
and yes half a century
and im enjoying life
with a lap top to say hoo haa to all
thanks to my kids...!!!
and il to share
thanks to my sis..!!
chatter box me
have given my age in profile
not like those old young ones
who hide behind a
missing profile....!!
ahahahaha


sathya
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