Doctor's assistant

A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant "Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.

I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all of our patients".

"Yes, sir!"answers Garge.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: So, Garge, How was your day?"

Garge told him that he took care of three patients.

"The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Garge.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.

Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts:
"HELP ME! For five years I have not seen a man!"

"And what did you do Garge?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes."

hahahha,very naughty